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Date Posted: 11:21:16 03/30/04 Tue
Author: Lizamundo
Subject: P-A-N-D-A Power
In reply to: hannah 's message, "Re: What its like, havin a roni..." on 12:45:48 03/27/04 Sat

P-A-N-D-A power
P-A-N-D-A power
P-A-N-D-A power
Teenage mutant ninja pandas
With big paws, they're the heroes four
In this day and age who could ask for more
The crime wave is high
With muggings mysterious
All police and defectives are furious
Cause they can't find the source
Of this lethally evil force
This is serious so give me a quarter
I was a witness
Get me a reporter
Call fanzine girl in on this case
You better hurry up there's no time to waste
We need help like quick on the double
Have pity on the city 'cause man it's in trouble
We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto come pronto when there was danger
They didn't say "We'd be there in half an hour"
'Cause they displayed
Panda power

Now our ace reporter was hot on the trail
Determined to put these crooks in jail
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened
But before she knew it she fell in a trap and
Got caught yes she was all alone
With no friends and no phone
Now this was beyond her worst dreams
'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens
Headed by Kevin they would never have a hit
Misguided, unloved, they called 'em "the shits"
They could terrorize and be angry youth and
They'd mug the people who needed proof
Then from out of the dark come an awesome sound
Shouted "Cowabunga" as they hit the ground
From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower
'Cause they possessed
Panda power

When you stand for what you believe in
And find the strength to do what's right
That's panda power

Now our furry heroes, they're on a mission
When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home, instead of fightin'
These ninja masters with moves like lightning
They were once normal but now they're mutants
The Cat is the teacher so they are the students
Lizamundo, Jimmy Ennis and Alan Wilson
Make up the team with one other fellow
Aleksy Berrow, he's the leader of the group
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop
Biscuits are the food that's sure to do well
These ninjas are in to chocolate and caramel
Back to the story it's not hard to find
Ninja's not just of the body but of the mind
Those were the words that the master instructed
But a letter from Kevin had The Cat abducted
That was the last straw
Spring into action
Step on "the shits"
Now they're gonna lose traction
Now this is for real so you fight for justice
Your paws are big so you shout "They can't dust us"
Off, like some old coffee table
Since you've been born you've been willing and able
To defeat the sneak
Protect the weak
Fight for rights and your freedom to speak
Now the villain is chillin'
So you make a stand
Back to the wall
Put your sword in your hand
Remember the words of your teacher, your master
Evil moves fast but good moves faster
Than light, shining for your illumination
Good versus evil equals confrontation
So when you're in trouble
Don't give in and go sour
Try to rely on your
Panda power

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