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Date Posted: 20:52:10 11/04/00 Sat
Author: Duke Nukem
Author Host/IP: tampa-ip-2-136.dynamic.ziplink.net / 216.8.57.136
Subject: Just some advice

Ok, if you're getting engaged, remember that the "Rule of Thumb" on how much to spend on engagement rings is two months salary. So, my advice is to move to Haiti for a couple of months. Pick up about a buck and eighty cents. Get her that nice plywood ring. Splurge and sand it yourself to get out the knots. ("A diamond is forever!" sure, but she's not going to live forever, so why bother?)

If only it were that simple.

Nuking cows and loving it,

Duke

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