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Date Posted: 14:56:36 03/02/06 Thu
Author: lk
Subject: Re: HOW TO TELL UR A PLUT SLUT!!!!
In reply to: uh? 's message, "Re: HOW TO TELL UR A PLUT SLUT!!!!" on 14:25:16 03/02/06 Thu

>>>>>>1. You go to every hockey game in your local town
>>to
>>>>>>scout out the hockey boys, mainly because you know
>>>we
>>>>>>are the God's of your universe.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>2. You dress up like a 2$ Hooker but think you
>look
>>>>>>good enough to walk on broadway. This is a
>>>>>>misconception your feeble minds possess. You look
>>>>like
>>>>>>a slut, don't be fooled.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>3. You have little or no knowledge of the game of
>>>>>>hockey, but if asked why you go to the game you
>>>>>>immediately chirp back that you only go cause you
>>>>love
>>>>>>the game. Give your filthy heads a shake, you are
>a
>>>>>>stinky puck slut that only wants some massive
>>>>>>domination by the hockey cock.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>4. Your life sucks. You seek to improve your
>social
>>>>>>status by hanging out with the hockey lads, so you
>>>>can
>>>>>>tell your friends you know us personally. You tell
>>>>>>people you are best friends with us, meanwhile we
>>>>just
>>>>>>want to stuff your pussies like a thanksgiving
>>>>>turkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>5. You dream of one day improving your crappy
>>>>standard
>>>>>>of life by marrying a hockey player and not having
>>>to
>>>>>>work. No documented cases have been reported of
>any
>>>>>>players marrying a puck slut. Again, we seek only
>>to
>>>>>>dominate your pussy, then throw you to the curb
>>like
>>>>a
>>>>>>faulty hubcap on theInterstate. Accept this fact
>of
>>>>>>life. We will marry a model later on when we are
>>>>>>loaded, and you will still be poor and live a
>>shitty
>>>>>>life.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>6. You log on to www.JuniorHockeyBible.com to
>learn
>>>>>>about the filthy ways of us hockey players. You
>>know
>>>>>>what we do, but still want to ride our huge towers
>>>of
>>>>>>power. This makes you dumb, and us happy, and
>>>>>>ultimately reinforcing your status as a dumb puck
>>>>>>slut.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>7. You know all the local watering holes where the
>>>>>>lads hang out, you know our billet's addresses and
>>>>>>phone numbers. You are some what of a glorified
>>>>>>stalker, but we will feed you some meat. Just
>don't
>>>>>>get attached, unless you are prime meat. Do not
>>>>>>acknowledge us unless first acknowledged by us in
>a
>>>>>>public setting. Even if this happens, keep talking
>>>to
>>>>>>a minimal. You have a job to do in the bedroom,
>>>>>>concentrate your efforts on that role.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>8. You have been Lamb roasted (please reference
>the
>>>>>>JHB) by two or more players on the team. This is
>>>your
>>>>>>baptism into becoming a full fledged puck slut.
>But
>>>>>>don't be fooled, you are not our friend and
>>>certainly
>>>>>>not respected by the team. You have become another
>>>>>>classic story for the boys.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>9. You have bleached hair, and somewhat of a sloth
>>>>>>like appearance. A recent poll found that 80% of
>>>puck
>>>>>>sluts are legally documented War Pigs. The other
>>20%
>>>>>>are closet whores who are decent to get a gummer
>>>>>from.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>10. Your a psycho You think you can change a
>hockey
>>>>>>player into a nice guy. That's like trying to take
>>>>the
>>>>>>spots off a Leopard. You will call and harass us
>>>>after
>>>>>>banging you --note STOP THIS HARRASEMENT. We do
>not
>>>>>>like you, know your fucking roles you greasy pig
>of
>>>a
>>>>>>woman
>>>>>
>>>>>Which ever hockey player wrote this....deserves a
>>pat
>>>>>on the back!! This is sad, but true.
>Congratulations
>>>>>to "US"!!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>it wasn't really a hockey player that wrote it, i
>>>>asked around.
>>>
>>>whether it was or wasn't it's still true
>>
>>Do you really think the players would tell you if they
>>wrote it or not?? I can't believe that they want an
>>angry group of punk bunnies heading there way!!
>
>i'm not a puck bunny, im best friends with a few of
>the guys. i thought it was funny, so i asked around to
>see if anyone knew who wrote it. most of the guys dont
>even come on here.
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  • Re: HOW TO TELL UR A PLUT SLUT!!!! -- nnnnnno, 07:37:50 03/07/06 Tue
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