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Date Posted: 20:18:09 05/15/03 Thu

hellooo... helloooo.... helloooooo...

F.Y.I., those were echos.
yup, that's exactly how populated this place is.

anyway, i juz thot i'll drop by and say something.

DAV: Alias is back and it ROCKS! R O C K S. hee.
boy, i missed tt show. cld u tell? was it obvious?

this week's ep: i liked the part when Will meets Vaughn for the first time in the lift, and he was like: You're Vaughn? I thought you'ld be older. i was like haha! and awww, cos u cld see his face fall, and u cld almost hear his heart break.

and Sarks is back! woohoo! finally, a man in the show who is in the 20 to 30-plus yrs demographic, and who's clean-shaven. seriously, Will's grown a stubble, Vaughn's grown a stubble, Sloane has a stubble, im juz waiting for Spy Daddy to grow a stubble.

oh, and Lena Olin aka Spy Mummy, is waaay cooool. menacing, emotional and creepy, all at the same time. plus she's gorgeous.

oh! oh! i know what happens in the end of the season! uh-huh! i've been reading recaps. again. and if u don't already know the ending, lemme tell ya, it's a jaw-dropper.

DAWN, if u're around, did u watch the Survivor: Amazon finale? can u believe JENNA won? of all pple?
i mean, she really didn't do much besides whine, bitch, pout, strip, and then whine some more.
she really didn't do much thinking of her own, u know. she really depended on Heidi [another bitch] to survive to the final four.
u know what i really hate about those 2 girls, ie. Jenna and Heidi? they were really mean to Christy. why? simply cos she's deaf. so they dismissed her from the start. i call them the Bitches of Eastwick. haha.

i was kinda rooting for Matt, even though he was pretty clueless during the game, he played with sincerity [compared to the others, anyway] and he did some really sweet things on the show. like giving up his rewards a couple of times after the reward challenges. awwww...

ok, i've run out of things to say.

so, i'll come back when someone says SOMETHING! ANYTHING!

Subject:

more abt the Oscars...

Author:
cal
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Date Posted: 18:08:31 03/28/03 Fri

nah, i didn't think Chicago was artsy at all! in fact, it was pretty cynical and full of dark humour, which was cool!
but what i really loved abt the movie were the songs and the great dance sequences. i thought tt Catherine Zeta Jones was fantastic in all the dances, tt's why i was rooting for her.

i didn't watch The Hours, so i don't know abt the kisses. but yeah, they were censored in singapore. and there's a lot of hooha in the papers regarding the censoring of the kissing scenes. some of the readers were for it, most against it.

the Oscars ceremony was pretty damn boring, right? esp all the music montages of all the past winners for best pic, best actor, best actress, dead actors, dead actresses, actors dying, actors whom we wish are dead, etc. sigh.
everytime they start one of those stupid thingies, i juz wanna tear my hair out.

uh, why did u say eeeeha! when commenting abt the background?

hey, are u following Survivor: Amazon? some eps are quite interesting. like the one tonight, [channel 5 shows Survivor on Fri nights.] the promo shots showed Jenna and Helen stripping naked to win a challenge.
i was quite shocked at that, actually. i thought the women on Survivor had always been quite decent on the show. i think Jenna is really trying to use her sexuality to try and win favours. so i thought it was really funny when both Alex and Matthew were vying for Shawna's attention, while no one even looked at Jenna! hah!

oh, Gilmore Girls is back on Channel 5! do u get that show there?

Davina, oh Davina, where fore art thou?

� know, dawn, it's nice tt you're coming to the board again. it's been so boring without u! :)

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Date Posted: 04:52:49 03/28/03 Fri

hey cal,

yep yep, i saw the oscars! i saw it in between classes, and nearly skipped one class. and there was this irritating american guy in the tv room (that's the downside of living in a hostel) flicking away at his lighter, talking nonsense during dear nicole's speech, and kept saying, "oh i didn't watch that movie" to practically every movie that was nominated, as if anyone cared about his ignorance!

actually i didn't really enjoy chicago, cal! too artsy for me... i'm quite uncultured. i saw the hours in wellington though. it was very slow moving, but from then on i had been rooting for nicole, and i was sooo happy when she won. what's with the red hands, though? some people say it's a sign that she's terminally ill...

i read that the lesbian kissing bits were censored in singapore. it was shown in wellington. it's actually pivotal to the storyline. but then, by the 2nd kiss (there were three), my friends and i were squirming. asian culture and values and all that, i guess.

nifty background... eeeeeha!! :) take care :)

love,
dawn

Subject:

heya dawnie!

Author:
cal
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Date Posted: 23:42:54 03/24/03 Mon

heya! haven't heard from you in a looong time.

abt the colours on the board, waddya think? i like the background, white with the strips of blue.

so, the Oscars! did u get to see the ceremony? Mickey Mouse gave out an award! he was cute.
Chicago won Best Picture! cool! not as great as Lord of the Rings winning, but second best.
did u watch Chicago? it's a great movie, i loved it! the dancing, the songs, Catherine Zeta Jones and all the jazz. heh.
i even ran out to buy the soundtrack after watching the movie. the songs are fantastic. :)
and Catherine won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress! yay!

Subject: Hallo!
Author: Dawn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:10:40 03/23/03 Sun Hi cal & dav, actually this is a msg for davina: I received your icq sms... thanks! Nice surprise! Not sure whether you check your e-mail, and not sure what your hp number is, so had to resort to msg boarding! Anyways, who changed the text colour? It's no longer readable. Do either of you know how to change the text colour? Cheers, Dawn

Subject:

heyhey

Author:
dawn
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Date Posted: 08:10:19 03/12/03 Wed

hey you two, how are you doing?

cal, your new job sounds fun, but tough... so many subjects! do you teach chinese?

i'll be back in singapore at the end of june. looking forward to seeing friends and family (including you guys), but not looking forward to the weather... argh!

anyways, here's an article that i found quite hilarious:

Oprah's Big "O" Victory
Tue Mar 11, 1:30 PM ET

A judge has ruled that Oprah Winfrey has not defiled the reputation of porn, erotica or sadomasochism.

Now that we've cleared that up...

Ronald Brockmeyer, the German publisher of O, a magazine of erotica and sadomasochism, has lost his legal battle against Oprah and her like-named top-selling, feel-good magazine. Brockmeyer claimed that the squeaky clean image of O, The Oprah Magazine was ruining the rep of his O, a magazine filled with colorful photos of scantily clad, sexually creative women. So in August 2001, he sued her for trademark infringement and unfair competition

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Among the differences pointed out by Koelt: Brockmeyer's O features photos of "whip-bearing, naked women engaged in sadomasochistic and lesbian acts," while Oprah generally sticks to stories aimed at "helping women improve their lives guided by the performer's values."

The magazines were also created for entirely different purposes. Oprah's O, which is published by Hearst and Harpo Print LLC, was the fruit of her mega-successful book club and was based on her nickname. Brockmeyer's O started off as a Web publication in 1995 and was created to distribute erotic pics to its 100,000 subscribers around the world. In the lawsuit, he called his magazine the "premier, upscale lifestyle magazine for lovers of art, design, photography and exotic fashion."

On top of that, even though it has been around since 1995, only four issues of the porn-version of O have actually appeared on newsstands, with two of the covers featuring taglines that read "The Art of Fetish and Fashion." Oprah's O has been a top seller since 1999 and has never once featured the word "fetish" or photos of "naked women engaged in sadomasochistic and lesbian acts." In fact, every cover features Winfrey, who is neither a sadomasochist nor a lesbian, as its cover model.

"It is virtually impossible to find even a single image or article from the plaintiff's magazine that would not be jarringly out of place in O, The Oprah Magazine and vice versa," Koeltl said in a decision dated last week. "No ordinary prudent reader would view the contents of the magazines as similar and no reasonable reader seeking the contents of one magazine would turn to the other."

Brockemeyer had been seeking damages, claiming Winfrey's mag had the potential to ruin his marketing efforts because the public would falsely believe the German magazine was infringing on Winfrey's trademarks.

Reps for Winfrey could not immediately be reached for comment on her victory. But even if she had lost, it probably wouldn't have put too big a dent in her bank account. She recently made her debut on Forbes magazine's annual list of the world's richest, becoming the first African-American woman to do so. She is worth an estimated $1 billion.

Subject:

hey dawnie!

Author:
cal
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Date Posted: 20:05:06 01/19/03 Sun

hey sweetie! finally a word from u! we thought u went to Jupiter for vacation! :)

yah, Survivor Thailand was quite boring. i think the 1st 2 seasons were the most interesting. every season tt followed juz didn't have tt element of surprise anymore. i think it might be a case of overkill. Survivor Amazon is starting in march, i think, so let's see how tt goes. i wonder how many more seasons of Survivor they can churn out before we scream, Enough is enough is enough!!! heh.

uh, dawn, u have to give us ur website address so we can go visit, right? ;)

the loooong (but hilarious, in my personal opinion) msg was posted by dav, who forgot to put down her name. no, not written by her, POSTED by her. hehe.

oh, i got a gig as full-time relief teacher for this term, so im going to the primary school everyday now. and im the form teacher of a pri 3 class. i teach them everything, except music and P.E. they are quite adorable, when they don't piss me off. heh. i mark stacks of books everyday, but tt's actually the easy part. the hard part is figuring out how to teach certain subjects and how fast to go. cos all the teachers have a scheme of work we have to adhere closely to.
but im figuring it out as i go along, so it's actually a very gd opportunity for experience. :)

oh, and by the way, the LRT in Sengkang is not totally ready yet. only half of it is open for now. the stations at my side of the town is not operational yet. bleh.

so, dawn, u must write more often ok?
and Happy Chinese New Year!!

Subject: website
Author: dawn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 02:24:55 01/18/03 Sat oh and could you guys pls pls pls pls pls visit my website and sign in my guestbook? that would be a real treat for me... thanks :) :) :)

Subject: howdy ho!

Author:
dawn
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Date Posted: 02:23:02 01/18/03 Sat

hey ho callie & davina,

how are you two? looking forward to cny?

i'm still here in stockholm (sweden). will be going back to wellington (new zealand) in a couple of weeks. i'll be back in s'pore either middle or end of june. see you guys then!

cal: read online that sengkang LRT is opened...yay! oh and i finally managed to download survivor thailand and watch it. i thought it was pretty boring 'cos there really wasn't anybody to root for. i was rooting for jake at some point, but his chances were pretty much zilch, so rooting for him was no fun. and boy does brian irritate me. for goodness sake, please recognize that winning survivor is at least partly due to luck! i mean, if jan wasn't such as dingbat (a word borrowed from bill hughes who writes for http://www.survivorfire.com) then helen would probably have won. i would root for helen if she wasn't playing both sides. at one point she was straddling between ted and brian, and it was pretty despicable. i mean she herself said that ted thought that he had bagged her. so all in all, survivor thailand was pretty boring 'cos nobody to root for.

anyways, davina, i recognize your existence!!

and who posted the looooong msg?

take care :)

Subject: Parody

Author:
Dav
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Date Posted: 20:16:35 01/07/03 Tue

THE TWO TOWERS (condensed)
By Molly Winter

Author's note: I LOVED this movie. Deeply, truly. Please keep that on record. But I have to write parody for everything, so here goes...

CARADHRAS

GANDALF: Isn't it odd how we fell for about three miles, and yet we ended up on TOP of a mountain?

BALROG: Who cares. It's freaking cold up here. I give up.

GANDALF: Cool. I think I'll go buy myself something white. White is supposed to be the new black this year...

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SAM: So, sir. Finally it's just you and me.

FRODO: "Finally"? What do you mean?

SAM: Oh, uh...nothing...

FRODO: Well, you're wrong. We've got company.

GOLLUM flies out of the rocks and pounces on FRODO.

SAM: Hey! Wait your turn!

SAM and FRODO tie up GOLLUM.

GOLLUM: No! Smeagol not into ropes, nassty kinky hobbitses.

FRODO: We just want you to take us to Mordor, you sicko.

GOLLUM: Mordor? Hobbitses having little Goth phase, maybe? Very angsssty, wanting to go to Mordor, yes yes. Can Smeagol offer black eyeliner to angsssty hobbitses?

SAM: You stop talking to Mr.--hmm. (to FRODO) You know, you wouldn't look half bad in eyeliner.

RIDDERMARK

EOMER: Hi! Okay, stop me if you've heard this one. An elf, a man, and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark...

LEGOLAS: Ooh! And the elf shoots arrows through this git who rides up on a horse. Yeah, I HAVE heard it! That's one of my favorites.

ARAGORN: Down, Legolas. Hey, have you folks seen a couple little guys, about this high..?

EOMER: Nope. Oh! Unless they were in that pile of corpses we burned.

ARAGORN: Thank you; that's...useful...

EOMER: Yeah; my bad. Here, have some horses.

FANGORN FOREST

MERRY: Yay! We escaped the Uruk-hai!

PIPPIN: Uh, Merry? That tree is checking you out.

TREEBEARD: Hoom! Furry lawn ornaments!

TREEBEARD picks up MERRY and PIPPIN and carts them off.

FANGORN FOREST (next day)

GANDALF: Hey, kids. Miss me?

ARAGORN: Gandalf! You're alive!

LEGOLAS: I almost had a facial expression from the joy of it!

EDORAS

LEMONLYE: A lot of political maneuvering takes place here. Let's see if I can summarize in ten lines or less.

THEODEN: I have ash all over my face and cannot speak for myself.

GRIMA: That's the way I like it.

GANDALF: Be blinded by my new robes! Recover your smooth complexion and your senses!

THEODEN: Hurrah! I am me again! But, damn, my son's dead.

GRIMA: Hmm. I better run.

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EOWYN: Hal-lo, handsome!

ARAGORN: Hi. You handle pointy things very well.

EOWYN: Yes. My only fear is dying a virgin. Hint, hint.

ARAGORN: Okay! Well, let's move along.

EN ROUTE TO HELM'S DEEP

LEGOLAS: Wargs!

LEGOLAS and other warriors start slinging arrows and jumping onto horses.

GIMLI: What was that God-awful noise?

LEGOLAS: I'm guessing...wargs dying.

ARAGORN: Actually, it was Legolas's fangirl contingent, shrieking in delight at his horseback-riding tricks.

GIMLI: Ugh, that's sickening. Ooh, Aragorn, watch out! Cliff!

ARAGORN falls off cliff.

LEGOLAS: No! This is unbearable! I almost had ANOTHER facial expression!

ITHILIEN

SAM: Gollum is such a freak.

FRODO: Yeah, well, you're a jerk.

SAM: What? He IS a freak.

FRODO: Whatever, Sam. Want some cheese with your whine?

SAM: Why are you picking on me?

FRODO: I'm so sick of listening to you. It's always nag, nag, nag. I didn't ASK you to come along, you know.

SAM: What the HELL?

FRODO: Shut up. Screw you. Go away.

SAM: What happened to the magic, Mr. Frodo? We used to stay up till dawn, laughing, talking, sharing...

FRODO: Oh, spare me.

FRODO stomps off.

RIVENDELL

ARAGORN finds himself in RIVENDELL with ARWEN lying on top of him.

ARAGORN: Hmm. This must be a dream.

ARWEN: Why do you say that?

ARAGORN: Because you're not even supposed to be IN this book.

ARWEN: Don't be mean. I'll tell Daddy.

ARAGORN: Whatever. Wake me up, would you? Since it's not really you licking my face, I have the awful suspicion it's a horse. Or maybe Gimli.

HELM'S DEEP

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LEGOLAS: Oh, good HEAVENS. You look TERRIBLE. You are NOT wearing THAT to the battle tonight, are you? And your HAIR! What will we DO with you?

ARAGORN: Nice to see you, too.

RIVENDELL

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ELROND: Yes, speaking.

GALADRIEL: Hi Elrond; it's Galadriel.

ELROND: Hey, girl. Where are you?

GALADRIEL: In Lothlorien; where else would I be? Listen, I really wanted to talk to you about Frodo.

ELROND: Yeah, I've been wondering about him lately.

GALADRIEL: He and Aragorn have SO much stuff to do.

ELROND: I know! And Aragorn's being such a wiener, I'm not even sure I want him to marry my daughter...

GALADRIEL: Did you see his hair the other week? Hello, greaseball.

ELROND: And does he, like, only have that one shirt? Humans are so gross. Hang on; I'm getting another telepathy call.

GANDALF: Hello? Hello? Elrond?

GALADRIEL: Gandalf? Is that you?

ELROND: Gandalf! Hey buddy!

GANDALF: Do you have me on three-way telepathy calling? I hate that.

ELROND: Yeah, sorry. I was talking to Galadriel. Hey, didn't you die or something?

GANDALF: No, you twit. Now quit gossiping and listen. There's a war about to start at Helm's Deep.

GALADRIEL: Yeah, and?

GANDALF: And they need your help, moron.

GALADRIEL: (exaggerated sigh) Fine, whatever. I'll send Haldir or something. He's expendable.

HELM'S DEEP

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ARAGORN: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

LEGOLAS: You're just jealous because I'm pretty.

ARAGORN: You're just jealous because I'm going to be king.

LEGOLAS: You can bite my ass.

ARAGORN: Hey, blow me.

(Ten minutes later)

LEGOLAS: I didn't mean that.

ARAGORN: It's okay. Me neither.

LEGOLAS: Kiss and make up?

ARAGORN: How about I squeeze your shoulder in a very special way?

FANGORN FOREST

PIPPIN: So we're STILL riding on this tree bloke's shoulders...

MERRY: Uh-huh. I have splinters in places you don't even want to imagine.

ITHILIEN

SAM seasons their rabbit stew as GOLLUM watches.

GOLLUM: Ssstupid fat hobbit! Using sage in stew like thisss!

SAM: What's your problem? Sage brings out the flavor.

GOLLUM: Smeagol would use nice mix of rosemary and lavender, yess, precious.

FRODO: Hey, you guys? Something's out there in the forest.

SAM: Rosemary? Hm, maybe. But you know what WOULD be good with this, is a basic bechamel sauce with some dill.

GOLLUM: Sssimple hobbit; anyone makesss bechamel. Vichyssoise much tastier and more difficult; yes...

FRODO: Hello? Guys? Seriously, someone's coming.

SAM: Now, if you only found us some eggs, I could make crepes, wrap up the meat, drizzle the juices over it with a little bit of blackcurrant chutney...

FRODO: Hey, you guys, look! It's Martha Stewart!

GOLLUM: Where?

SAM: Where?

FRODO: Now that I have your attention, may I point out the Oliphaunt that's about to step on us?

FARAMIR: Look! Strange little men! Let's take them home.

FARAMIR blindfolds SAM and FRODO and hauls them away.

HELM'S DEEP

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ARAGORN: Those are Elves. Let them in.

ROHIRRIM GUARD: Oh! Elves! Wow, I didn't expect that.

PEOPLE WHO READ THE BOOK: Neither did I...

GIMLI: Arr! I'm funny because I'm short.

LEGOLAS: I'm funny because I make fun of how short you are!

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FRODO: I'm Frodo. This is Sam.

FARAMIR: Your...image consultant?

SAM: His gardener.

FARAMIR: Ohh, like in a 'Lady Chatterley's Lover' kind of way?

SAM: Exactly.

FRODO: Righ�What??

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LEGOLAS: We will fight to the death. We will not fail you.

ARAGORN: Oh, not you guys--I meant the audience.

GIMLI: Aragorn! Toss me!

ARAGORN: Um, is this really the time?

GIMLI: Yes! Toss me!

ARAGORN: Look, I don't think about you that way...

GIMLI: No, you freak, throw me onto the Orcs!

FANGORN FOREST

TREEBEARD: We have opted, hoom, not to do a damn thing.

PIPPIN: I didn't expect that.

PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: Neither did I...

MERRY: Don't you even CARE? This is your planet too!

PIPPIN: You're very handsome when you yell at trees, Merry.

MERRY: Am I? Thanks.

TREEBEARD: Hoom, don't care. Taking you home.

PIPPIN: (to MERRY) Wait! I know. I'll bat my eyelashes at him.

MERRY: Good plan. I know *I* sure can't resist you when you do that. (winks at PIPPIN)

PIPPIN: (to TREEBEARD) Mr. Tree, sir, could you take us south, pleeeease?

TREEBEARD: Ooom....Damn it, hoom...how can I say no to those eyes.

OSGILIATH

FRODO puts on some black eyeliner, climbs to the top of a ruined building, and holds up the Ring. SAM pounces him and brings him tumbling down the stairs.

FRODO: Ow! Hey! That's it�this time I'm cutting your throat.

SAM: But Mr. Frodo...I was saving the world...you were going to give the Ring to that Nazgul...

FRODO: No, I wasn't. I was doing a lightning experiment.

SAM: Well, that's pretty stupid too, now isn't it.

FRODO: Hmm. I suppose so. Sorry, dude.

FRODO puts down the sword. SAM gets up and starts a speech.

SAM: There are good things in the world. And that's what we're protecting. And up there, it's their time, but down here, it's OUR time...

ISENGARD

TREEBEARD finds a field of stumps near SARUMAN's place.

TREEBEARD: What the bloody... ENTS! ATTACK!

MERRY: Once again, Pippin's wily eyelashes save the world.

PIPPIN: Aww, you're just saying that.

SAM (V.O.): ...And I have a dream that my eighteen children will one day live in a Shire where they will not be judged by the color of their teeth but by the content of their character...

HELM'S DEEP

GANDALF and EOMER and a few thousand ROHIRRIM come charging down and wipe out the rest of the ORC army. EOWYN and ARAGORN and LEGOLAS and GIMLI and THEODEN all cheer.

ARAGORN: Gandalf, finally!

GANDALF: Yes, my boy, I have come back.

ARAGORN: Took you freaking long enough.

SAM (V.O.): The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced...

FRODO (V.O.): Um...Sam...

ARAGORN: You know what would have been really cool, though...

EOWYN: What?

ARAGORN: An army of flesh-eating trees to destroy the Orcs who are running away.

AUDIENCE: Yeah, that would have been cool.

ISENGARD

TREEBEARD: Hey. We're busy flooding Isengard here. We can't be two places at once.

OSGILIATH

SAM: ...let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to-

FRODO: SAM!!

SAM: What?

FRODO: They're letting us go. Come on.

SAM: Oh. Oh, good.

EN ROUTE TO MORDOR

SAM: They're going to tell stories about you. Frodo the Incredibly Cute.

FRODO: Ordinarily I would tell you to stop hitting on me, but you've saved my life so many times now, I guess I'll settle for being uncomfortably flattered.

SAM: Cool. Oh, and by the way?

FRODO: Yes?

SAM: The tortured look really does work for you. Very hot.

FRODO: Aww, thanks. You deserve a special shoulder-squeeze for that.

SAM: Did you learn that move from Aragorn?

FRODO: Yeah. You like it?...

GOLLUM: (mumble, mumble)...Kill...(mumble)...death to hobbits...(mumble mumble)...feed them to HER...(mumble, mumble)...pain, suffering...(mumble)...make them cry...(mumble)...kill hobbitses...(mumble) ...she will destroy hobbitses...

PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T READ THE BOOK: (loudly) "SHE"? Did he say "she", and "her"? Who's "SHE"?

PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: SHUT UP!

Subject: Where's everyone?

Author:
Dav
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Date Posted: 01:42:19 01/07/03 Tue

Somehow despite all the constant inactivity, i was still rather surprised when i saw nothing new on this board. Gee, shld've learnt by now. Anyway, how's everyone?

Sch juz started for me... Last sem liao. Feeling aimless once more. And no, dawn, didn't watch survivor/amazing race... so can't give u blow-by-blow account. But i bet cal has, so u might actually regret asking for it. Haha.

Okie, updates ppl! Are we all in s'pore? Are we all coming back to s'pore at some pt of time? Hee. I'd be really glad if some living person saw this... someone i know & knows me of coz.

Rambling! Ultimate... wat else am i gonna report on...hmm.
Nope, status update complete. For the moment. *g*

Subject: =)
Author: Dav [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 02:11:52 12/15/02 Sun Well, juz to make a peep. To PROVE tt i am still ard... not like anyone bothers. Haha.

Subject:

hmmm....

Author:
cal
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Date Posted: 00:12:37 12/15/02 Sun

hey dawn, u home already? that is, u're back in Singapore?
let's meet up if u're back! :)

ok, i'll e-mail u my add. what's ur e-mail add again?
i forgot, sorrie. heh.

the Survivor finale is airing on Channel 5 next fri. in a mind-boggling 3-hr episode.
Survivor's getting boring. again.
i hate to say this, cos u haven't watched it, and i don't wanna influence u, but i can't help it.
i don't really care who wins anymore.
but, fear not! cos the 1st three quarters of this season is still pretty damn good, so u shld have fun watching it. ;)

Subject: eh?
Author: dawn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 01:34:35 12/12/02 Thu hey cal, good you got a new com! enjoy! hey i can't seem to download it, i dunno why. my bro said it is online, so i'm going to wait for him to help me. anyways, cal, could i have your home address again? i'll save it properly this time... promise! dawn

Subject:

me got new comp!!

Author:
cal
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Date Posted: 21:09:06 12/08/02 Sun

hey guys! me got a new comp!!! finally!! so i can finally look at all those quicktime movie trailers i've always wanted to watch... *g*

hey dawn, im wondering, u were talking about watching those Survivor eps online, right? so did u manage to watch them? cos the season's ending soon, and the net will be flooded with the winning survivor's name the moment it comes out. and i still wanna discuss Survivor with u! i've been waiting for u to watch the eps...

and where in the heck is everybody!?!?!?

Subject:

oops

Author:
dawn
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Date Posted: 04:44:42 11/20/02 Wed

hey you guys,

how are you doing? sounds like you're all geared up for an exciting movie season. too bad here in sweden each movie ticket costs around 16 bucks, so it's pretty unlikely i'll be seeing many movies in the cinemas... lucky you!!

sweden is gorgeous. sorry i haven't been writing very much the past couple of weeks. on my first week here i was trying to get over a really extreme jet-lag (NZ is exactly 12 hours ahead of stockholm). on the second week, i took a short trip to copenhagen in denmark with daryl. it was quite cold in denmark, but warm compared to sweden. copenhagen has beautiful castles. i'll show you the pictures once i've sorted them out, k?

sweden has got really grand buildings. plus, it's been snowing quite often and rather heavily. so imagine this white land with copper green roofed buildings. the downside to the snow is the freezing cold. over the next few days the temperature range is -5 to 0 degrees Celcius. apparently the temperature could reach -15 degrees Celcius at some point. yippee.

anyways, i can't wait to show you some pictures and see what you think. take care :)

Subject:

a little bit about tennis...

Author:
cal
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Date Posted: 01:08:05 11/19/02 Tue

hey dawnie!
u don't write no more! :p
do drop us a word sometime, 'k?
tell us all about Sweden!

anyway, tennis. so, u might have read in the papers tt Kim Clijsters beat Serena Williams in the recent Masters. i don't know about u, but my reaction was Yyyyeeeeesssss!!! Woohoo! Finally! i mean, it's not tt i dislike the William sisters or anything, but i juz sick and tired of them dominating every tournament, u know? so, kudos to Clijsters, cos this means tt the Williams are not unbeatable.

and Lleyton Hewitt won the Masters AND clinched the number one player spot for the season. Kewl!

oh, and Lord of the Rings fans, namely dav and me, there're quite a lot of new wallpapers up now from The Two Towers and the Extended DVD for FOTR. and they're very nice! go to www.lordoftherings.net. :)

Subject:

Michael Vartan!!!

Author:
cal
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Date Posted: 20:31:47 11/13/02 Wed

dav, the title shld grab ur attention... :)

more of tt later...

Ian McKellen as Dumbledore!!! yay! i juz loved him as kindly Gandalf in LOTR. he really does have those twinkly blue eyes tt J.K. Rowling describes Dumbledore to have in the books. let's hope he snags the part!

but Ian McKellen has been in normal roles, dav, have u watched Apt Pupil before? it's directed by Bryan Singer [director of X-men] and stars Sir Ian and Brad Renfro [yup, tt kid from The Client and Sleepers, and yes, he's cute].
it's adapted from the Stephen King short story of the same name, and it's about this very smart boy [Renfro] who loves history. one day, he discovers by accident tt one of his neighbours is an ex-Nazi general [McKellen]. so he decides to blackmail the general into telling him all about the atrocities he committed during the war, or the boy wld tell the police, and he'll be arrested for his war crimes . and as a result, the general's evil streak tt has been dormant all these years was reawaken.
it's a damn good movie, very riveting and shocking. and as the movie progresses, Sir Ian goes from benign to sinister with a crazy streak in his eyes. creepy.
so there u go. a normal movie which Sir Ian stars in. no magic or mutants or pointy hats. he got an Oscar for Apt Pupil by the way. :)

oh right! Michael Vartan. hee.
8-days had an interview with Michael Vartan and it's in this week's 8-days. it has this nice picture of him too. :)
dav, i can bring it next time we go out for u to read.
and he's starring in OneHourPhoto tt opens this week. it's a psychological thriller. Robin Williams is the psycho. he's this cranky photo processor guy who, through photograhs, obsesses over Michael Vartan's seemingly perfect family. and when Vartan's character has an affair, the cranky photo guy becomes even crankier. heh.
u can read the review in today's papers. [wed]

Smallville tonight! yay! *g*

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