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Date Posted: 19:07:11 04/25/00 Tue
Author: Mr. Phule
Subject: Alpha Phi Omega:Zeta Gamma chapter quote book. Section 52 Sectionals Conferance

In keeping with the light of randomness and irony, I'm going to share with you the quotelist taken from APO Sectionals. None of these will make much sense to you, but that's beside the point.



"As opposed to 'Welcome to Merrillville... Wes, get out of town!'"
-Kate M.

"At least we're under the bridge... I'm not sure what benefit that holds..."
-Chris L.

TRIPLE XXX
ROOT BEER
- sign in Lafayette

"I'm a girl; I don't care."
-Jenny Kuiken

"You know, a REAL park; a lawsuit waiting to happen."
-Kate M.

"This plate has, like, Nick germs!"
-Ezra

"BREADSTICKS!"
-Everyone at Fazoli's

"Are we making you paranoid?" -Wes
"Well, you're succeeding!" -Kate M.

"Is that, like, not a door?"
-Ezra

"They're playing, like, musical, I don't know,... bed positions."
-Nick

"Excuse me, would you mind seeing two lesbian lovers having sex in front of you?"
-Beth S.

"No visual aids!"
-Nick

"But that still seems like second rate sex."
-Beth

"Watching golf, talking about lesbian sex."
-Beth

"I think the word you're looking for is 'erogenous zones.'"
-Wes

"We're not talking sexual at all."
-Beth

"I'm not interested in Barbra Streisand!"
-Beth

"... see Appendix A... "
-Mark Stratton

"I am not naked; I HAVE clothes on!"
-Beth Johnson (Alpha Gamma)

"APO Sexual Resources"
-Beth Johnson

"I don't know how you came up with that, but I sure hope you were drunk."
-Anonymous

"You're not gungho enough.... more sarcastic, more evil..."
-Maggie Katz

"Did you get the adjectives down?" -Rob Coop
"No, I'll make them up..." -Mark Stratton

"And I love each of you..." -Maggie Katz
"Me first!" -Rob Coop

"Written under the influence of Tau Lambda."
-Buck (TL)

"Just sit back here and spread your legs wide open."
-Chris L. to Kate M., when there was little room left in the back seat of a car

"And I hope you have clean underwear!"
-Kate M.

"How can you go wrong with Prince?"
-Wes

"Nick's the designated scapegoat!" -Wes
"Friends don't let friends become scapegoats!" -Kate M.

"I like to use my forces for good, not for evil."
-Maggie Katz

"I can see how you can compare it to dirty socks, but I like it anyway."
-Ezra

"This is going to be the weirdest thing I wish I never ate."
-Alex

"I've been in public in nothing but a Speedo before; do you think people are really going to mind if I'm naked?"
-Alex

"Waiter! A round of milks, please!"
-Beth S.

"I didn't take off my shirt!"
-Beth S.

"Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law."
-Paul Wargon



Trust me, takin in context, all of these are really really funny. I didn't even take out the embarassing one I said, either, so :-P.

BTW, Emrys...despite honest intentions, we never were able to get the deal behind that "XXX Root Beer" sign. Enlighten me?

-Mr. Phule

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