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Date Posted: 18:41:25 05/04/00 Thu
Author: Mr. Phule
Subject: And for a bit of contrast.....
In reply to: Emrys 's message, "Oh hell yeah!" on 17:00:33 05/04/00 Thu

Well lessee...um, my last day of classes is next Tuesday, May 9th. I have no idea why classes end on a Tuesday, but hey...I am not one to complain. We get a Reading Day, and then exams. On the 10th, Alpha Phi Omega is having a pick-nick at the extremely nice house of our chapter advisors, the Yohe's. (EXTREMELY cool people) That's where we do Senior Wills, and where my Big is gettin' his graduation present, a Sluggy T-Shirt. (If you haven't been reading Sluggy, DO SO NOW.) Emrys...you've got free time. Read Sluggy. I'm serious. You'll love it. Start at the beginning, though...else it wont make much sence.

I only have 3 Finals, 2 of which are complete jokes, so I'm not too worried about finals week. This weekend is project Tope. It's the biggest APO service project of the year. Basically...there's a Boy Scout Camp about 30 miles away from campus. About...I guess it was 10 years ago we found out about it. Totally run down, very unusable. So we looked into it, and we go there for a weekend every year fixing it up. It's fully useable by the Boy Scouts now. (Alpha Phi Omega has VERY strong ties with the Boy Scouts, in case you didn't know. Initially, members had to have been former Boy Scouts to even Pledge)

This is my first Tope, but I'm lookin' forward to it.

Unfortunately, I'm also rather ill. I have a really nice sore throat here. Does anybody want it? It's brand new, hardly been used, in prime condition. Really, it's one of the nicest ones I've seen. You wont see too many of 'em like this, so it might be something to consider. Just let me know if you or anyone you know might be interested. I'll gladly give it away to someone who feels they need it more than I.

Anybody interested?

I didn't think so.

You bastards.

That, and I've got about 25 pages that need to be typed between now and Monday. Now...normally that wouldn't be too bad...but include into the equation that I'll be at Tope this WEEKEND. Means not much sleep for me tonight, and not much sleep for me on Sunday.

Aren't you jealous?

I didn't think so.

You bastards.

Anyway...it's to the grind for me. Yay! See ya'll around. Emrys, read Sluggy. Read it now, thank me later. You'll only wonder why you waited so long to start.

-Mr. Phule
Instead of my normal quote, I am going to punish you. How? By putting in a little selection from a book entitled "Would you rather." Basically, I'm going to offer a series of choices. For each choice...YOU MUST CHOOSE. Understand? Good.

Would you rather....burn down an orphanage, or run over a litter of kittins with your lawn mower.

YOU MUST CHOOSE....

Which would you rather have....a permanent erection, or a permanent smile. (Things to consider: Visiting your grandmother, funerals)

YOU MUST CHOOSE....

Which would you prefer? 36-24-32 or 34-28-28?



18-34-22 or 38-8-18?


15-34-67 or 53-27-15?


100-100-100 or 36-24-32-26-29?


Would you rather be forced to slide down a firepole covered with tacks while naked into a vat of whiskey, OR be suspended by your tongue and used as a human pinata?


Would you rather be forced to wear only the shorts of 70's basketball, or be forced to wear only the hairstyle of 70's basketball?


Remember, YOU MUST CHOOSE

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