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Date Posted: 23:09:28 07/06/00 Thu
Author: Mr. Phule
Subject: La de da...

Well, I managed to persevere and load up the game I started earlier. Emrys, catch me on AIM sometime and gimme those screens. They're better than nothing.

Anyway...the only character I could "find" to click on was the Barbarian, so I'm playing with him. "Bubba" as I've named him, is now level 23. Oh, and I swear, if any of you name a Barbarian "Bubba" I will have your head on a platter and FEED it to my Barbarian for breakfast. Actually, I hear that heads are a plentiful source of all the vitamins and nutriets you need to get your day off to a great start! And that's why I recommend Diablo-brand premium quality gourmet gamer-heads. These are the actual heads of real gamers who have pissed me off over the years. You wont find these in any grocery store, but rest assured, Diablo-brand premium quality gourmet heads are the just the thing to start off a new day. So call in now and order a case. Only $999.99 for a full set of 12, delivered right to your door! Don't delay, and eat those heads today! 1 800 EAT-HEAD. And that's not all, for only an additional $249.99 we'll also throw in a bonus head of a random celebrity. These lovely collectors edition heads aren't just for eating, they make a lovely collection and conversation peice. Just imagine the looks you'll get from visitors when they see the head of their favorite celebrity sitting on your dinning room table! So don't wait, call today, and soon you too can start you very own collection of celebrity gourmet heads! That number again, 1 800 EAT-HEAD.

Erm...anyway...why don't we all just ignore that last paragraph, ok? Just...forget I ever wrote it. No, I am not on anything...that all came from my sober mind. (Now do you know why I never drink?) That is, forget everything except for the part about not naming your Barbarian's Bubba.

For that matter, my Paladin will be "Phule", my Necromancer will be "ElfBoy" (don't ask), and I don't have any feminine names that I've ever called myself, so I haven't decided what my Amazon and my Sorceres are going to be called, but rest assured, they'll be FUNNY. :-P

And I had another point I wanted to make here, but I forgot about it while I was writing that "head" thing. Ahh well, I'm sure it wasn't that important, and if it was, well...too bad for you! HA HA HA!

-Mr. Phule
"Viva la Bubba!"

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