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Date Posted: 20:25:54 11/16/99 Tue
Author: Mr. Phule
Subject: Well....here's the deal [texties]
In reply to: Emrys 's message, "So was your entrance at a random time, or was it in alignment with some preset schedule that they should have known about? Like, was it after a class or something when you'd normally be expected to return to your room? [nt]" on 14:20:53 11/16/99 Tue

Monday nights at 10:15 is when we have our Pledge meetings (yea, I'm STILL pledging...a frickin' 9 week process....been pledging for the ENTIRE semester...almost over....almost done with these damned requirements....almost)

Anyway, I'd spent most of the afternoon in my friend Kate's room (the one with whom the rumors are associated), who I met by the fact that we're both pledges...fun stuff.

Anyway, I needed to get my Pledge Book from my room, before the meeting (this was around 10:00 or so) and my roommate had assumed that I'd just go straight to the meeting, not noticing the fact that my pledge book was in the room.

Come to think of it, I left my sweatshirt and pledge pin in Kates room today....grr, that's annoying. (And for you sick-minded people out there, Kate's room tends to be 10-15 degrees warmer than anywhere else, we don't know why...I took off my sweatshirt because of the high temperature, then forgot about it. You don't believe me, though, do you...) On that note, there is no hidden text below this paragraph.
Yea, ok you got me, we were having sex like burning, yea yea yea. :-P Seriously, we were JUST TALKING....WHY WONT YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!!!! But since my "purity" is now in question, I shall state that I am a virgin, and plan on remaining as such until I've got a nifty little wedding band on my finger. I'm sure you all wanted to know that, but it's the only way you'll believe me when I say that nothing's "happening."

Anyway, the door was locked, which they never do, not that I mind, but they get embarrased, then I get embarrased because they're embarresed, I mean...gimme a break, they've been dating for however long...they do that sorta stuff... I enjoy seeing it less then I enjoy thinking about it, which isn't that much, but it's nothin' I wasn't expecting. And once again, I digress...

So the door is locked, and I make the quip "Oh, the door's locked, they're not in." and I start to walk in, hearing Nick (my roommate) announce "Chris, don't come in the room!"

Now, I thought that he had heard my comment and was making a joke, so I take two steps in and see Nick throw himself on Kristin, and say, somewhat louder "Chris, DON'T come in the room!" and which point I realize, "Uhh...ok, bye" pull and about face and leave, locking the door behind me.

Now, what I hadn't realized at the time was that Kristin wasn't fully clothed... it looked like she had a white shirt on, I didn't realize that she was in a state of partial undress. Again, for you sick-minded individuals, Nick was fully clothed, Kristin was topless... that was it. Kate (who was with me) was rather confused, and also had not realized Kristin's state of undress. To us, we only saw two people, whom we believed were fully clothed, in the room with a locked door who apparently weren't open to even the thought of my getting my Pledge Book (didn't get it, BTW)

So, that's the story. Aren't you glad you asked? Again, there is no hidden text in this post.
Just remember, you ASKED for this story...YOU ASKED FOR IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA *hack* *hack* *cough* *cough* *hack* Uhhg, gotta stop laughing maniacally while eating. ::sets down hamburger::

-Mr. Phule
"All hail the hidden text!"
Or don't hail it...whatever.

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