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Date Posted: 12:00:50 10/20/00 Fri
Author: The Prez
Subject: SSS 1

Master of Puppets starts playing over the PA system. The EHWU: Saturday Super Show logo appear on the Titan Tron.

Jack Gorgon: Hello ladies and gentlemen. It�s time for the first Saturday Super Show, SSS, for short and the first match of EHWU history!

Collen Halden: It sjould be a good one. Super Wesley Boy vs. Blade the Midnight Warrior vs. Dan Huck Wrecker vs. Shawn Culver!

Jack Gordon: And without further ado let�s begin!

Match 1 (and only) Extreme Title four way: Shawn Culver vs. Dan Huch Wrecker vs. Blad the midnight Warrior vs. Super Wesley Boy.

Collen Halden: And now making his way to the ring, Measured in at 5�10�, weighing in at 175 lbs. The Freak, Shawn Culver.

�K� now �F� orever by Mudvayne starts playing over the PA system. Shawn comes out to a huge crowd pop. The crowd goes insane cheering for Shawn.

Collen Halde: Measuring in at 6 feet five inches and weighing in at 258 lbs... Dan Huck Wrecker!

The Beverly Hills Cop theme starts to play and Dan Huck Wrecker emerges from the back to somewhat mild applause.

Collen Halden: Making his way to the ring measuring in at 6 feet 10 inches and weighing in at 330 lbs... Blade �The Midnight Warrior�

Bark at the moon by Ozzy Osbourne plays and the crowd shudder and lean back in there seats as out comes Blade �The Midnight Warrior�.

Collen Halden: Making his way to the ring measuring in at 6 feet 2 inches and weighing in at 262 lbs... Super Wesley Boy!!

Hero by the Foo Fighters starts to play over the PA system and out comes Super Wesley Boy to a big crowd pop.

After S.W.B. enters the ring Backyard Brawler emerges to boos from the crowd. He enters the ring.

The four wrestles are all in the ring. The bell rings. Blade goes to work on Shawn and S.W.B. starts on D.H.W. S.W.B. grabs D.H.W. and starts to punch his head repeatedly. He then lifts him up in a verticle suplex. S.W.B. kicks D.H.W. in the midsection and puts him in a piledriver rendering D.H.W. unconscious. S.W.B. gets out of the ring and retrieves a table. S.W.B. throws the table into the ring. He gets back in and sets it up. Slowly D.H.W. starts to get up. S.W.B. grabs him and pulls off the Dynamic DDT. He grabs D.H.W. and puls him to the top rope. He suplexs him through the table.

Backyard Brawler: Dan Huck Wrecker is out!

Jack Gordon: One man is already gone! My God only three left in the ring.

The Shawn and Blade are deep in a slugfest. Shawn hits Blade, Blade hits Shawn. S.W.B. Approaches the two and stops the exchange of punches by kicking Blade in the stumache and putting him out with a Dynamic DDT. Shawn grabs S.W.B. and starts to hit hims. S.W.B. pulls back and quickly punches Shawn ten times in the head with the crowd counting along.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10.
S.W.B. suplex Shawn. S.W.B. pick Shawn up and throws a punch at Shawn but Shawn grabs S.W.B. hand and twists it behing his back. Shawn exchanges this for a sleeper hold. S.W.B. is out cold. Shawn grabs his legs and puts hin in his pattented bow and arrow suplex the twistinside. Shawn is really stretching S.W.B.�s back.
The Backyard Brawler is outside of the ring reaching under the apen for something.

Jack Gordon: Oh my god! The Referee the Backyard Brawler has a Loiseville Slugger!!

The Backyard Brawler enters the ring and goes for Shawn. LuckilyShawn letsgof the hold. He ducks the bat and plants The Backyard Brawler in a Belly to Back suplex. The Backyard Brawler gets up and goes outside of the ring to ring the bell to disqualify Shawn but he is stopped by the crowds chants.

Crowd: No Holds Barred! No Holds Barred! No Holds Barred! No Holds Barred! No Holds Barred!

Shawn is now outside of the ring. He grabs the Backyard Brawler and smashes his head off of the announcers table. He grabs the Backyard Brawler again and smashes his head of the ring appron. He grabs him and DDTs him. Three time in a row. Shawn Grabs a table from under the ring appron. He gets back into the ring where Blade is seriously beating the unconscious S.W.B. Shawn Hits Blade. and then pulls off another triple DDT this time on Blade. Shawn moves over and starts to set up the table. Outside the ring Backyard Brawler is getting back up. Shawn stands up S.W.B. He sets himself up with his back to the table so that he can Give S.W.B. a belly to back suplex putting him through the table. But the Backyard Brawler runs in with the Louiseville Slugger. He hits Shawn sneding him through the table he had just set up.

Backyard Brawler: SHAWN CULVER IS OUT! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!

Blade is back up. He starts to pummel S.W.B. but know S.W.B. starts to fight back. They start to exchange punches. Just like Blade was with Shawn at the beginning of the match. S.W.B. Kick Blade in the stomache. While Blade is bent over S.W.B. grabs him and put him between his legs and piledrives him. Blade Quickly gets up after this to the shock and surprise of S.W.B. S.W.B. swings a punch at a seriusly pissed off Blade. Blade grabs his hand and throws his other hand grabbing S.W.B. in a chokeslam position. Blade chokeslams S.W.B. and the matt give a loud thud as all 262 lbs off the 6�2� S.W.B. goes slaming onto the matt. Blade picks up S.W.B. and grabs his throat again. S.W.B.�s body shoots up into the air and then is plunged back down to the matt for a second time. This time S.W.B. causes the matt to give a sickening thud. S.W.B. uses his only defence and rolls out of the ring. H slowly gets up. Blade runs at the ropes and jumps over trying to splash the standing S.W.B. but Super weslye Boy dives out of the way. He goes around to the announcers table and grabs a chair. S.W.B. rolls Blade into the ring. And waits for him to stand upwith his chair poised to connect with Blades skull. Blades stands up and is hit directly in the face with a chair. Bloody flies form his face all over the ring. Blade gets up again and receives another chairshot. More blood is sprayed around the arena. Blade slowly gets up. S.W.B. swings agains but Blade catches the chair and pulls it out of S.W.B.�s hands. S.W.B. runrs but doesn�t get far. Blade grabs his shoulder and pull his around. Blade swings the chair and smashes S.W.B. across the face. Both men are both bleeding now. Blade tries to kick S.W.B. but S.W.B. catches his foot. Then Blade turns it into and enziguri! The 330 pounders leg connects with S.W.B.�s jaw. S.W.B. spits blood out of his mouth. Blade grabs him and pulls him the the top rope and powerbombs S.W.B. Blade retrieves a table and sets it up in the ring. Blade Grabs S.W.B. and sets him up on the table. Blade climbs the turnbuckle and splashes S.W.B. sending him through the table!

Jack Gordon: OH MY GOD!! Blade �The Midnight Warrior� Is the Extreme CHampion!!!

Fief runs down the ramp with a barb wire wrapped 4 by 4! He swings it and spikes Blades face.

Fief: I WILL BE THE EXTREME CHAMPION! I WILL BE!!!!!!!

Jack Gordon: Well that�s all folks!

Collen Halden: You sound like porky pig Jack.

Jack Gordon: You ain�t no jewel yourself!!

Fade to black.

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