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Date Posted: 21:44:10 12/05/00 Tue
Author: THE LEADER
Subject: A NEW THREAT, OF OVER 6 FT SIGNIFICANCE

NICHOLAS JONES, SHAWN MICHAELS, RICHEY JAMES EDWARDS, DAVID RYDER-PRANGLEY, SNARF, AMIN AND RICHARD RAMIREZ HAVE JOINED FORCES TO EXPEL THE HYPERBOLIC WANK OF THE INTERNET FOREVER. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY RICHEYS APPARENTLY SMALL AND FEEBLE FRAME....HE IS A MASTER WITH WORDS, AND CAN RIDDLE HIS WAY OUT OF ANYTHING {ok, so that will avoid him getting hurt and doesnt really explain his being part of this} SHAWN MICHAELS: MASTER OF WRESTLING, CAPABLE OF LOOKING HOT TO DISTRACT THE WEAKER MEMBERS{ie:glamotron} ...YET CAN ALSO SUMMON A TERRIBLE STRENGTH....EQUAL TO THAT OF TWENTY TRONS. NICKY WIRE.....TALL AND PORNOGRAPHIC....USES HIS MASSIVE SMILE FOR EVIL AND WILL NEVER BE INTOXICATED. ALSO, HE SOMETIMES GETS ANGRY AND WILL SLAG YOU OFF, OR HIT YOU WITH HIS BASS.DAVID R-P....oooooOOOOooooh, SO GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY....CAN CHARM THE ARMOUR OF ANY TRON...HES WELSH TOO {you'll learn soon how this is relevant} RICHARD RAMIREZ.....INTENT OF CARRYING OUT THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.....KNOWN FOR HIS WORK WITH ELECTRICALS.....LEARNED IN THE ART OF SNEAKING AROUND...........QUIETLY. SNARF.....SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF KIDS WORLDWIDE ON THUNDERCATS....THERES REASON FOR THIS.''sNaRf sNaRf''{TRANSLATION: LET ME AT 'EM} Shoosh SNarf....im typing......THEN THERES ME.....OH, HOW YOU WILL BEG FOR MERCY....PRAY FOR NOT-WAR WHEN WE ATTACK...end of message

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