| Subject: Nice Guys Finish Last...or Is That Just Dumb Guys? |
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Date Posted: 15:00:57 08/28/02 Wed
Well, I'm back again. I was looking through a few of the older posts. One guy in particular kept catching my eye. I asked myself, why does he always lose in the end? Is it some sort of horrible curse on him? Or is he just plain stupid? Yes girls, the male I'm talking about is Test. The arrogant, finely-conditioned, haughty wolf the females all secretly lust after, (even if you don't know it..Common'! He's got a cute personality and how can you not help but feel sorry for the guy?!) has never quite triumphed. Let us once again go back and take a look at his past. Test came onto the scene a while back. The first wolf he talked to was Nokio, she rejected him ultimately, and he called her a tease, he "was too good for her" anyways. He left, and found Steph. Now Steph and him actually fell in love. It was a happy moment in his life, she made him feel loved, ordered him around and he, in return answered to her every beck and call. Test made the desicion to ask her to be his mate. By the time Test had this idea in mind, Steph had grown bored of him. She cheated on him with a strapping young fellow named Hunter. Just as Test was about to "propose" Steph dropped the bombshell that Hunter and her were already mates. Test not only got a broken heart, he got a few broken bones at the hands of Hunter. Test recovered but soon turned his attention to Trish, another lovely young female. He ignored the fact that Trish too had a mate. At this point, Albert, his long time friend came along and met up with him. Everything seemed to be going fine, Trish's mate wasn't around much, and Trish seemed to be rather interested in him too. Albert also had a strong affinity to Trish. Before the great flood, Test was sitting by the beach thinking about Trish. Steph came along and like the "filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding, trash bag ho"(Thank you Chris) that she is, tried to seduce Test once more. Alas, it was all a trick, Hunter came out and once again beat Test down for kicks. Trish found him and revived him during the storm. All was good until Test and Albert got in a fight because Albert was jealous of Trish only paying attention to Test. Albert blindsided a partially injured Test and left him, again, in a heap. Trish came to his aid, and Test kissed her, which resulted in a slap from Trish. Trish walked off and Test was left to recover on his own. And recover he did. Test called Albert out and they fought. Test (amazingly) had the upper hand until Trish came and betrayed him once more by pushing him off a large rock and onto Albert. Test, only his ego bruised has long since gone into a sort of seclusion. He appeared a few weeks ago bitter and angry...Who knows of the future?
So, there ya have it. A break-down of Test's miserable, if not interesting life. So, is Test cursed? Is he too trusting? Why does he only fall for chicks that will ultimately betray him? What does he have planned for the likes of Steph and Hunter? Or Trish? Will he forver be destined to lose in life? Is he just that damn stupid? How should I know? We'll just have to wait and see...
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