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Date Posted: 08:39:29 08/29/02 Thu
Author: Matthew Koorey
Subject: WAAAZZZZUUUP!

Hello everybody!

I hope my verbosity will help to quell the commonly-held notion that the internet is a hive of abbreviation, mis-spellings and poor punctuation that will, five hundred years in the future, make modern classics as unintelligible as Chaucer. Future University students will attend classes like "NGL101: Vwls n d C21st" and spend tutorials learning the difference butween I and U and its philosophical ramifications. Anton, by the way, doesn't abbreviate anything, he's just an incredibly poor typist. He still doesn't know where the E key is.

But anyway, enough of that boring rant. I just wanted to seem really intelligent in front of you all (by the way, I'm married to a supermodel and have a job which is much better than yours and make much more money than you.)

But are any of us going there to be catty?
Maybe not catty to each other, but catty to our teachers.
Well, not catty to Mrs Howard anyway.

A great way not to be catty is to meet at the Greengate beforehand, which is a cool idea. Thing is, no one will have trouble getting there (being right near parking and train line as previously discussed); it's getting to St Ives afterwards that's the problem. It's an hour walk from Pymble station to school. So we will need cars. In the end, it's all about balance. Balance between those who know how to drink and those who know how to drive.

Now I'm not saying anyone should get drunk. I mean, really, who wants to get drunk in front of Mrs Howard? Who wants to smell like smoke in front of Mrs Scott? Who wants to punch Mr Poole in the face and might do so while intoxicated? Anton's betting on there being non-alcoholic alcohol there. Nobody do anything stupid. Someone I know once drank a 25% extra four-pack of Bundy and Coke in the alley beside the Greengate because he couldn't bring it in with him. That was stupid. This is of course after drinking a whole lot of whatever in the park at Chatswood because the Gordon Club decided that a guy he was with lived to close etc and refused them entry into their mediocre establishment, which is, by all accounts, not a shit-hole like the Orchard.

I have photos I took on our excursion to Ku-ring-gai Chase National Park, but I can't find them. But I remember everyone looked really natural because I snuck up on them before taking the photos. That was a rotten, shitty thing to do and I apologise. But hey, we all remember the couple sunbathing NUDE, right? Didn't get a photo of that though.

Um, has eveybody read this far? No? Well it's important you do because it raises the question: what comes later in the evening? Any suggestions would be hot. Hey, does it seem like I've only raised questions that have already been answered?

Well, see ya.

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Re: WAAAZZZZUUUP! -- Liam Brennan, 08:53:50 09/03/02 Tue
y, indeed -- Anton Delprado, 01:06:15 09/05/02 Thu