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Date Posted: 07:10:22 04/22/03 Tue
Author: Lee
Subject: 特別布告:

特別布告:
由於慶祝本站重新開張,現正舉行問答比賽,請留意以下內容:

本站主人烏先生,原名--烏龜.原產地:"笨笨你啊群島".由於一次"放生"行動,烏先生被放生到土瓜灣某一座大廈,現由"沙田友"代為領養.

早前烏先生,因為反常的"握(騙)你唔落"現在的驅使下,進入冬眠狀態.但隨著近日天氣漸暖的關係,再加上"老夢董"on call的時間,依然在發夢,每當有讀者來電的時候,他總是:"噯...噯...噯..."的回答,因此,把不少讀者都氣得當場狂噴血,而需要即時送入"威院-8A".由於各讀者大量噴血的關係,在X光照片下,可以清楚看到他們的肺部出現白色的貧血現象,故此,醫學界稱這次"狂噴血"事件為"非典型肺炎".是次的"非典型肺炎"也是促使烏先生提早完成冬眠的主因.

主持 : 好,現在進入問問題的時間.請問烏先生冬眠後,第一件做的事,是甚麼呢?

木之子: 我知,是張開眼.

主持 : 答對!真聰明.好啦,有請烏先生頒獎,烏先生會送出一隻四頭鮮鮑魚給得獎者的.

木之子: 多謝!多謝鄔明龍!

鄔明龍: 唔洗,今日咁高興,見者有份.

P.S. 開心...開心是否很簡單?

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[> Re: 特別布告: -- sister, 01:06:06 04/23/03 Wed

哥....個"特別布告"係唔係你想出來的?? 好好笑呀.....個主持人好勁wor...主持,繼續努力la!!你就好la, 咁開心,又有咁多fd.....
好掛住你ar....真係無得番香港la. 要係度過暑假好悶呀....

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[> [> Re: 特別布告: -- supertimmy, 04:27:23 04/24/03 Thu

唔緊要la,香港非典形好嚴重啊,我寧願你聖誕先返,最起碼安全又好玩
寫呢篇個人Ｄ腦筋有Ｄ問題,因為佢係光頭

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[> Re: 特別布告: -- supertimmy, 04:28:08 04/24/03 Thu

開心就是如此簡單,做人唔好過份執?,依Ｄ就係美麗人生...哈哈
不過你好似將你快樂建築我痛苦上喎,賠錢la,200萬...哈哈

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