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Date Posted: 14:52:40 10/06/02 Sun
Author: Jim AKA Rapid-Fire
Subject: Flying While Intoxicated (FWI)

Right here in our town, a witch was found,
she would have done better on the ground.
Late Halloween night she met her doom,
as she was flying on her broom.
Apparently that night, before she flew,
she was nipping at the witch's brew.
She should have known, FWI,
wasn't a smart thing to try.
Right during the middle of her flight,
a telephone pole came into sight.
I know that it was not her goal,
to become a part of that pole.
She hit it with a great big splat,
now she's feeling a little flat.
That night, there were no friendly skies,
that pole caught her right between the eyes.
If that always happens when witches fly,
we had better ground them from the sky.
Around that pole, she is firmly wrapped,
by her spells, we will not be zapped.
She was westbound on the street named Center,
when she became a great big splinter.

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Re: Flying While Intoxicated (FWI) -- mutington, 21:07:36 10/06/02 Sun
Re: Flying While Intoxicated (FWI) -- Falcon, 21:03:19 10/08/02 Tue