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Date Posted: 23:16:27 11/02/02 Sat
Author: Jim AKA Rapid-Fire
Subject: Cashing In On Wells Fargo Financial

A check from Wells Fargo, I thought it was a prank,
until Monday, I can’t get to my bank.
I’m now set for life, and ready to retire,
and raise my life style even higher.

It sure was a big surprise to me,
they haven't heard of my Rapid-Fire poetry.
But I'm always happy to receive so much money,
but I must admit, this was really funny.

How much did it cost them to send one cent to me,
where should I go on my spending spree?
Everyone I told had a good laugh,
and 'bout busted their gut in half.

I’ll have to schedule a retirement party Friday night,
this is one that I want to do up right.
Couldn’t believe getting this check in the mail,
never knew my ship was about to sail.

Will have to rent a big convention hall,
so I can invite everybody, one and all.
In a quandry on how this money should all be spent,
this check was made out to me, for one cent..............

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