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Subject: New Non-Boring Thread Author: MikeyMike [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 10:46:15 08/23/05 Tue So there's an 89 year old couple who just won 7.5 million dollars in the lottery. Eighty-fuckin'-nine. What do you dream about buying at 89? Here's a Top Five: 1. The best iron-lung ever seen 'round these parts. 2. Wheelchair with chrome spinner rims. 3. A Parkinsons-afflicted hooker to have a rockin' threesome with. 4. False teeth made of Nerf for the missus, so she can do oral and not look like an Appalacha' possum-cookin' bitch. 5. Viagra/Heroin speedball. Keep 'em comin (so to speak). [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Death is not amusing Puppet 11:50:06 08/23/05 Tue Spreading the Virus -- Chad, 12:54:34 08/23/05 Tue I can't breathe and you hung up on me -- me, 13:48:00 08/23/05 Tue Re: I can't breathe and you hung up on me -- Chad, 17:43:26 08/23/05 Tue Neither is poverty, BABY! -- Death Becomes Me...(it's been noted), 12:57:35 08/23/05 Tue