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Subject: Re: OK, here's your new man


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Rory
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Date Posted: 04:11:08 09/23/05 Fri
In reply to: L 's message, "Re: OK, here's your new man" on 02:35:16 09/23/05 Fri

Dear Darian,

I'm a twisted little gerbil breeder who loves to have women visit me while I play with my teeny tiny little pee pee. If you want to come to my Russian Hill location, I can give you a brief tour of my gerbil farm, let you pet my little critters, and then I'll bring you to my sex dungeon where I'll tie you down with hose clamps and I'll jerk my mini-pee for seven minutes. I just need an audience. My mother moved away and I have no body else to show off to. So, here's the deal... if you want to watch me yank my shit sticker, I will compensate you for your time - and pay your dry cleaning bills. It's just that easy!

Sorry, no SFPD Sex Crimes Investigators, FBI Agents, or women that possess working cell phones.

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