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Date Posted: 20:08:28 08/31/02 Sat
Author: natas
Author Host/IP: adsl-208-191-4-65.adsl.okcyok.swbell.net / 208.191.4.65
Subject: The Story of Nellie and Venus

Before there were allnight gas stations; there was this traveling salesman from Chicago, traveling the rural parts of America.

One day he was driving down this dirt road and runs out of gas. It was getting late, and he saw a little farm a few miles where he was stranded.

So he walks to the farm.

He walks up to the door and knocks.

An old man opens the door and asks what the guy wants. "Well Mr. Farmer, I ran out of gas, and stranded until morning, do you have a place that I could sleep tonight."

The old man answered, "you can stay in that barn over yonder." "Just remember not to mess with my daughters Nellie or Venus."

The traveling salesman, having nowhere else to go, said "okay", "that sounds easy enough". So the salesman goes to the barn and packs some hay for a bed; lies down and falls fast asleep.

A short time later, the traveling salesman is awaken by Venus.

Startled, he asks what's going on? Venus answers, "you a mighty good looking guy. Daddy just bought a brand new car, and I want to try it out." Venus grabs the traveling salesman and promptly heads to the farmer's brand new cadilac.

(you have to understand, Venus is the town pro. A whore extreme.)

The traveling salesman and Venus have massive and great sex in the backseat of the farmers brand new cadilac. It was the best sex the traveling saleman has ever had.

Exausted, the traveling salesman goes back to the barn. Lies down on the hay, and quickly falls fast asleep.

Then Nellie walks into the barn, and awakens the traveling salesman. Nellie says, "you a mighty good looking guy, and Daddy just bought a brand new cadilac."

The traveling salesman thinks to himself, "that farmer is going to kill me! Having sex with his two daughters, Nellie and Venus."

But Nellie was the prettiest girl around, and the traveling salesman thought, "what the fuck, why not!"

So, Nellie and the traveling salesman gets into the backseat of the farmers brand new cadilac, and has horrible sex. It was the worst fucking that the salesman has ever had. For you see, Nellie was a virgin, and had not the ways of the world, as her sister Venus had.

The traveling salesman, thinking, "that farmer is going to kill me for sure", packs up his stuff and walks back to his car to sleep. the next day he gets gas and hightales it back to his home in Chicago.

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9 months later, the traveling salesman gets a letter from the farmer. The letter states:

"Are you the party indescreet, who left the stains upon the seat, and the footprints on the window upside down? Since you met my daughter Nellie, she's been having trouble with her belly, don't you think you ought to come around?"

The traveling salesman writes the farmer back. The letter states:

"Yes I am the party indescreet, who left the stains upon the seat, and the footprints on the window upside down. Since I met your daughter Venus, I've been having trouble with my penis, don't you think we ought to call it even all around".

That's the story of Nellie and Venus.

Have a great night guys.

:-)

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[> LMAO!!!!!! Thanks natas!!! -- RachelX, 03:01:24 09/01/02 Sun (inktomi4-not.server.ntl.com/62.254.0.7)

That's funny! Where do you get these things?


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