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Date Posted: 00:27:59 09/04/02 Wed
Author: Darksongwriter
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 65.103.232.114
Subject: 
Hey, Jigga-Jig! (The Mr. Gordo Song)
Hey,Jigga-Jig! (The Mr. Gordo Song)
(to a waltz rhythm)
My father's a bricklayer, a bricklayer, a bricklayer
A mighty fine bricklayer is he!
All day he lays brick, he lays brick, he lays brick
And at night he comes home and lays me!
(chorus)
Oh! Hey jigga-jig, fuck a little pig, corn-hole a dog,
corn-hole a dog, corn-hole a dog!
Hey jigga-jig, fuck a little pig; and come corn-hole a doggy with me!
My sisters a glass-blower, a glass-blower, a glass-blower
A mighty fine glass-blower is she!
All day she blows glass, she blows glass, she blows glass
And at night she comes home and blows me!
(repeat chorus)
My Uncle's a trucker, a trucker, a trucker
A mighty fine trucker is he!
All day he drives truck, he drives truck, he drives truck
And at night he comes home and drives me!
(repeat chorus)
As you can see, this can go on as long as your imagination allows. I'm sure some of you have heard this one before. Next song "Elite Board Girls" coming soon!
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well, I for one am not shocked by any of that. I really think you could do better! -- RachelX, 02:18:12 09/04/02 Wed (inktomi4-not.server.ntl.com/62.254.0.7)
hehe, only kidding, you had me in giggles! though i must say the dad thing had me a little disturbed. haha! I can never look at Mr. Gordo in the same way again!
Can't wait for the Elite Board Girls one, sounds like it'll be good!
And I'll add a "LMAO" cus it was great, especially since i've only just got up, so i needed that!
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What she said. -- Shell, 06:38:19 09/04/02 Wed (40-85-41-216.axsne.net/216.41.85.40)
Kind of icky, but not really shocking. I, for one, am very disappointed.
*eg*
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OMG, I can't believe you posted that! -- WWBD, 06:43:28 09/04/02 Wed (NoHost/12.146.161.78)
Just kidding though I do have to say that the incest slant is kinda icky.
Darkstar, you're one of the quiet ones that a woman always has to look out for, aren't you?
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Re: Well Dana, you have that uncanny insight....... -- Darkstar, 09:05:56 09/04/02 Wed (NoHost/65.103.231.37)
that I run into every now and again. But yes that has been said about me before; and more than once.
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In fact, I actually think I may have said that about you. -- Shell, 10:40:55 09/04/02 Wed (40-85-41-216.axsne.net/216.41.85.40)
Or was that Greg White? I always get you two mixed up.
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Re: Shell? is it your time of the month? because you sure are... -- Darkstar *fearing knew fire breathing board momma ShellX*, 12:30:49 09/04/02 Wed (NoHost/65.103.232.130)
PISSY! LATELY! By the way "Hey,Jigga,Jig" is an old and venerable college drinking song. Although the *ich* factor of incest is rather true. It's all in fun. I hope nobody was offended. but I did warn you guys. Also these are sing-alongs; so they're not intricate parodies full of concise wit, just noisy fun. The next one will be better.
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We're really not offended. Really. -- Shell, 12:35:01 09/04/02 Wed (40-85-41-216.axsne.net/216.41.85.40)
And have I been pissy lately? I'm sorry. Really, I am.
*waits and hopes for make up sex*
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He can't have makeup sex with you. -- WWBD, 13:48:08 09/04/02 Wed (NoHost/12.146.161.78)
He's too busy showing me why you have to watch out for the quiet ones. ;)
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*cries* -- Shell, 13:52:26 09/04/02 Wed (40-85-41-216.axsne.net/216.41.85.40)
fine. You and Rachel can have him. I'll just keep the rest of the board busy. What do you say, rest of the board?
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Let's get busy!!!!!!!!! -- Rest of the board, 14:09:06 09/04/02 Wed (inktomi4-not.server.ntl.com/62.254.0.7)
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Ok...that was just scary :-) -- Dawny, 07:30:09 09/04/02 Wed (dialup-mo-30.stjames.fidnet.com/216.229.82.30)
Made me laugh though.
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Re: Hey, Jigga-Jig! (The Mr. Gordo Song) -- t007 DELETE THIS POST!, 10:04:40 09/04/02 Wed (NoHost/209.221.134.151)
My goodness, what a naughty song! And why am I giggling?
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