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Electronic Viral Infections

clog your computer and the net

With modern electronic [dkraft@gestaltscientific.com] viral infection, you need not even be aware that your computer is smitten. It may work a little more slowly, and your network connection performs poorly, but you can just blame that on Microsoft and the latest version of Windows, and so not worry about it.

While your computer grinds uselessly, clogging your connection and the entire internet mail system, you can simply lay back and enjoy ignorance. After all, no one told you that your computer was running Windows and thus prone to infection.

If your computer is not presently infected, you can choose an experienced virus propagation expert and get that taken care of:
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If your computer is already infected, then congratulations! You have been wanting to upgrade, and this is the perfect opportunity. Just buy a new computer and leave all those nasty old infected files behind. Qualified retailers can assure that you have the most recent Windows versions installed. Naturally, everything is backed by the MicroSoft Assurance!

the Microsoft assurance: if you receive any money back, you may mail it to Redmond, and it will be accepted Microsoft 1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052
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