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The
Explanation!
By
John Brown
for
PWI
Some
may have been thinking to themselves. Is Scott Adams gone for
good. Well for those of you who have been thinking that I have
good news for you. Scott was able to come to terms with the GWA
on a new contract and is now back and ready to go back to work.
For those two or three people who have been happy that Scott was
gone well sorry to inform you MISSLE, Jimmy and the rest Scott
Adams is back and is ready to go to work.
Everyone
knows how this business works. When contract time comes up and
theres discussion about contracts going on companies do
everything they can to make it look as if your a punk. The GWA
cooked up this Scott Adams wins the Colosseum Title run as a way
to show Scott that he really had a chance to be a big star in the
GWA. But Scott knew what was happening and decided to drop the
title and then throw a wrench in Johnny Storms plan. He intern
held the GWA hostage and quit. And now that the new owners have
taken control of the everyday operations of the fed Scott is back
and is under a new contract. And not a moment to soon either. The
GWA seems to sucking hind tit now and is hurting for that one
star to put it back on top.
Its
now time for Scott step up and live up to his reputation in the
GWA. He has always been considered one of the GWAs most solid
stars and is by some considred the back bone of the whole fed.
Not because he has worn alot of title but because he has always
been a solid performer. And now with the added zeros to his
contract he is ready to take over the helm of the GWA again and
do his part to keep it alive. In a direct quote from Adams he had
to say this.
"Im
very happy to have this contract stuff taken care of. Im not
allowed to go into details as of right now. But I can let you and
everyone know I will be a member of the GWA for the next 3 years.
I would like to think my agent Mark Edwards for his work on this
matter and I would like to think my fans who have been very
supportive of my efforts. To my partner in the Union Glenn I can
say don't worry pal Im on my way back and we will take out all
those who digress against the Union."
Needless
to say Scott is ready to get back to work. And after the no
decission and the ass kicking he took last week at the hand of
the Lynch Mob he has some new direction. After being made to look
like an ass last week. Scott gets a chance to get some redemption
this week against a member by the name of Olivier Manchester. It
is the opinion of this reporter that Mr. Manchester may be in for
a huge shock this week.
The
GWA has had a history of crazy matches and this week at Paradise
Lost will be no exception. Scott and Manchester are set for Trick
or Treat Mystery Match. Neither men know what to expect as they
ready themselves for the opening match of a huge PPV.
GWA
Halloween
Party
Outside
a club in Boston several Limos have arrived and many different
GWA stars have exited and all are dressed in the very best
contumes they could find. Chris Damm has arrived as only Chris
Damm could arrive. no costume just his arrogant title draped over
his shoulder. Johnny Storm has shown up dressed as Ben Franklin.
His favorite historical figure he says but we all know he is on
the $100. Shadow is here looking as dark and freakish as ever he
claims to be dressed as a clown but who knows. Glenn has shown up
in his best Jimmy Hoffa outfit in support of the Union. Missle is
here as well dressed as Holly Hobbie. With his pigtails and
little bonnet. And last to arrive is Scott Adams. Adams like Damm
is not in a costume. He walks in and makes his way through the
crowd stopping and shaking hands along the way until he gets to
the table where Jimmy and Missle are sitting. Adams places his
hand over his mouth and starts to laugh and walks past. MISSLE
leans over to Raggady Ann and whispers into his ear. Adams
finally makes it over to Glenn standing at the bar and walks up
and taps Glen on the shoulder.
Glenn:
Hey big man what is up. Dude wheres your costume?
Scott:
Oh yeah a costume
Scott
reaches in his pocket and pulls out a pair of billy bob teeth and
puts them in his mouth.
Scott:
There is that better now I look like Orvile Manchester.
Glenn:
Damn man you come in pumped up. So whats been going on.
Scott:
Man you know I just hope this week goes better then last. So
wheres our new boss. I mean he throws a party and don't show up.
Thats typical GWA owner shit.
Glenn:
I here you man. But this party is good. I mean look at the spread
of food and all this booze.
Scott:
Yeah I guess. So has the GWA's resident ghost shown up with all
his little buddies.
Glenn:
You mean Grimes?
Scott:
Yeah I can't believe this guy is back. I mean its been like the
third time he has been killed and come back to life. And now he
has this god damn Lynch Mob with him. I hope they dont think they
have done anything by kicking my ass the other night. I mean in
all reality all they did was piss me off and if Mr Grimes is not
careful I will take that whole damn group out and then put his
ass back in the grave. But first to get to do that i have to face
Manchester. Its kind of sad that I have to go up against this
guy. I mean has he done anything since he came to the GWA. He has
as much of a chance of beating me as you do.
Glenn:
What?
Scott:
Chill have a shot and calm down Im kidding. But Im serious about
Manchester. This guy has a chance to make a name for himself but
not at my expense. You know I gave up my title for personal
reasons and was on my way out the door. But people begged me back
and here I am. And manchester gets to be the first one I beat as
I take back what is mine. And thats my spot in this company.
Glenn:
Well its good to have you back as the man you were. Now can we
please enjoy this party. And not worry about this wanna be group
of ASSHOLES.
Scott:
Yeah we can bro. But Im not dancing with you!