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Date Posted: Wed, Jul 09 2003, 17:19:02 PDT
Author: Chris Myers
Subject: Mini Camp - Notes

Hello pussies...well another season is fast approaching so I thought I would catch you up on what happened over the off season. First, out are the Rebels and in is John Ballard, whoever the fuck that is? I suppose you could compare it to trading in remedial math for calculus...good job commish. Next, I see that the Terminators are refering to this year as the year of T3, if you mean like the bitch in the movie then I would have to agree. The Termites will be slapped down like a bitch this year. Now on to the rest of the League of Extraordinary Bitches:
Leaders - cellar dwellar...21st Century Mickey
Crooks - never has, never will...consumate loser
HellKats - shouldn't it be PussyKat, with emphasis on Pussy
TNH - original founder; original prick
BK - living in the past is a blast
Red Gunners - gunning for an ass kicking
Beast - oooh, scary name, even scarier draft strategies -(Clueless)
Generals - led by Custard himself, will be massacred this year
Bevo - will be cooked well done by the rest of the league
Headhunters - located in beautiful Cinncinnati, Ohio - oh wait that's the Bengals, but really what's the fucking difference
Dominators - earth to Gary...pull your head out of your ass and join the rest of the league in fantasy football this year...gary are you there?
Barracudas - out from the water into the deep-fry

Well, as you can see the more things change the more things stay the same.

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