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Date Posted: 13:39:27 03/01/03 Sat
Author: TJ Raven
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 12.28.134.29
Subject: Born with no Ears

The following is a joke I read on a message board I frequently visit. For those of you who are offended, what can I say other than; Get a sense of humor.

Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"

The mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes ... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he sure as shit can't wear glasses.

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[> Re: Born with no Ears -- Mike Manson, 13:45:28 03/01/03 Sat (pool-141-153-151-179.mad.east.verizon.net/141.153.151.179)

He can wear glasses.
You know Horace Grant? He wore those goggle like things. The baby could wear those.

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[> Re: Born with no Ears -- Brad..., 02:37:55 03/03/03 Mon (dial-85.r9.tnwabg.infoave.net/207.144.215.95)

Ok that was funny as hell...and yes im working on my rp for EM now

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