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Date Posted: 18:05:46 03/09/03 Sun
Author: Izzy aka Gyon
Author Host/IP: 0-1pool44-40.nas6.saint-louis1.mo.us.da.qwest.net / 63.157.44.40
Subject: A Bad American
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying,,?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what the hell is going on with gas prices and the snotty French ... yet again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
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Re: A Bad American -- TJ Raven, 18:12:57 03/09/03 Sun (114.teknett.com/12.28.129.114)
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to
do it in English.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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Re: A Bad American -- Mike Manson, 18:16:43 03/09/03 Sun (pool-141-153-153-212.mad.east.verizon.net/141.153.153.212)
Well, I guess then Mike Manson is a bad American, too.
I agree with most of that stuff, and I could list a few of my own.
Izzy thanks for the post, I needed something good to read.
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Preach On!! -- Brad ((JYD)), 20:44:15 03/09/03 Sun (dialup-67.25.239.197.Dial1.Omaha1.Level3.net/67.25.239.197)
Yes indeed, great post.
Brad
Handler of the Late JYD
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Re: A Bad American -- Tveite, 21:44:53 03/09/03 Sun (0-1pool154-214.nas10.minneapolis1.mn.us.da.qwest.net/67.4.154.214)
A few good points, but I don't see how this makes him a bad American, seeing as a lot of this mirrors the views of the Republican party, and it seems that these days that the Republicans run the country, and you're either with them or against them. George Carlin isn't a bad American, he's a "patriot".
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Re: A Bad American -- TJ Raven, 22:08:30 03/09/03 Sun (209.teknett.com/12.28.129.209)
He's not a patriot, or even a bad American. He's a GOD!!!
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Re: A Bad American -- Will, 19:41:06 03/10/03 Mon (NoHost/65.127.120.67)
I totally agreee. All I got to add is I think the people in the streets should be target practice. 100 points for people selling stuff and 500 for the people trying to get free money. lol!
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