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Date Posted: 08:31:29 11/15/00 Wed
Author: The Berserker
Subject: This Time Around...



The scene opens in the middle of a vast snowy field. The snow is falling silently all around and the camera is pointed down, so that the cameraman can choose his footing carefully. Suddenly the cameraman gasps and the camera focuses on a horrendous spot of blood in the snow! The camera looks up... nothing. Suddenly the cameraman screams and the camera whips around to face a man.

Even in the sub-zero temperatures, this man wears no shirt. He holds what looks to be a bloody, severed, deer-leg. He chews on it. The most noticable feature of this man, however, is his leather executioner's mask. The man speaks.

MaN: Hello sons and daughters of evil... it is highly unlikely that you would remember me. I am the Berserker. I joined this federation once... but... "problems" kept me from competing in the way I hoped to. Now I see your "AWF" is re-opened and I have come back. This time I am ready. Ready to feed on the flesh and burn the souls of sinners like Tommy Flamer and RoMeO. All your times will come... and when I hold your World Title high above my head, then you will know what a reign of terror really is. SO GIVE ME A MATCH! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The Berserker begins to beat the cameraman down with the severed deer leg. Blood splatters all over the lens and the scene ends in a mess of red. You have been warned.


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