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Date Posted: 18:06:34 11/07/00 Tue
Author: Midnight Express 2000
Subject: Re-entering the biggest fed around. . .

Tuesday, November 7th, 2000: 7:47 PM Eastern Time: The scene opens at a local smalltown gym. Candidatial signs are stuck in the ground all around and beside the road. A black hummer pulls into the parking space. A driver steps out, and walks to the backdoor. He opens the left side first, and out steps Shane. Shane looks around and grins at the number of signs around the building. The driver has, by this time, opened the right side door, and out steps Lane. He and Shane walk into the gym and to a table. Several older people are setting there, helping people with the voting process. Shane and Lane ask to see the paper to sign off on, and the first man hands it to him. He signs his real name, Shane Tanner. Lane takes the pen and signs his real name, Tim Blalok. He hands the pen back to the man, and he hands them each a ballot. They walk over and each find an empty booth. The begin filling out the papers. Finally, when they finish, they stick them in the ballot machine and walk out of the gym. Shane looks at Lane:

Shane: So......??? Who'd ya vote for?

Lane: Well, it all came down to one thing. Gore says he's taken my guns, and I say he's f***** crazy. Bush got my vote 100%. Besides, Gore thinks he created the internet. Anyone who thinks that has to be out of their mind...

Shane: That's exactly what I thought. But I think you only voted for Bush cuz he's from your home state of Texas.

Lane: Well, who really cares about the whole deal anyways. "Voting is your duty" says everyone. Like any of those two will keep any of their so called "promises" anyways. Totally opposite of the AWF!

Shane: How do you compare AWF to the United States Vote?

Lane: Well, think about it. They are plainly opposite! The two guys running for Prez promise bull s*** that won't happen. On the other hand, the AWF Prez's promise an awesome #1 fed, and that's what the people get!

Shane: Well, I think you are a little to in-to the whole political machine. God, I am so ready to get back into the American Wrestling Federation! Two weeks of nothing sure has changed me...physically! I gained 1 1/2 pounds in that two weeks!!!

Lane: EEEEWWW! 1 1/2 pounds! You sound like some egotistical WCW wrestler with "4% body fat".

Shane: The difference between me and him is I have b@lls!

Lane: Hahahahaha! You crack me up! So, who we going after first when we get back into the AWF? Not many teams anymore! Plus, with N'Sane on the shelf with his neck injury, we are the only two left! DeGeneratior and Darcona were good opponents, but I think we all finally agreed fair and square we are all awesome.

Shane: I dunno...it just depends on who signs contracts! I understand that we have several new guys from the XCW...but I dunno for sure! We could eventually buy the XCW out if we keep intersepting their wrestlers! OCW looks like it closed down!

Lane: Well, I guess we'll find out tomorrow-you heard Josh say that He, Trevor and Gavin were working on a huge card.

Shane and Lane climb into the hummer. The Driver gets in and starts it, before driving off down the road. They soon fade away . . .

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