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Subject: Great Conversations Author: Ryan Austin [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 23:34:14 10/12/02 Sat Now, I know what you guys are saying amongst your groups. "Ryan is too much of a nice guy! Why doesn't he rip on Jenn more often?" well, here it is, for all you fans in the cheap-seats: IIOBlondieOII: Wait are you ryan? Black Mesa Sol: yes. IIOBlondieOII: Well HI there Black Mesa Sol: hi. IIOBlondieOII: umm i have a question for ya IIOBlondieOII: do you know who this is? Black Mesa Sol: I don't particularly CARE who this is, but I could probably figure it out easily enough. Black Mesa Sol: I am going to guess Black Mesa Sol: hmmm IIOBlondieOII: really Black Mesa Sol: Jen IIOBlondieOII: damn stright! IIOBlondieOII: Im here for force you to see i can be sweet Black Mesa Sol: I could tell by the lack of grammar and obvious lack of half a brain IIOBlondieOII: Im a blond it is my birth right! Black Mesa Sol: not really Black Mesa Sol: I know many blonde people who can talk without making everyone in the room gag Black Mesa Sol: Maile and Erin, for that matter IIOBlondieOII: Look IIOBlondieOII: i dont care what you and your sorry ass has to say aight??? Black Mesa Sol: then why did you IM me? IIOBlondieOII: becasue Black Mesa Sol: seems like a waste of time Black Mesa Sol: hypocrite. IIOBlondieOII: Ryan will you shut your lame ass up for one damn minute? Black Mesa Sol: and I bashed you out of your Article position as a kind act to humanity IIOBlondieOII: Well if that was you then Black Mesa Sol: it was hurting the world to let you voice your opinion publicly IIOBlondieOII: THANK YOU SO MUCH! IIOBlondieOII: this is serious IIOBlondieOII: thank you Black Mesa Sol: I am being serious IIOBlondieOII: thank you thank you thank you IIOBlondieOII: i didnt want to stay on it! Black Mesa Sol: right Black Mesa Sol: tell yourself whatever you want IIOBlondieOII: you just took a hell of alot off my mind IIOBlondieOII: ask any one else Black Mesa Sol: they all agree IIOBlondieOII: i was prasing them as well Black Mesa Sol: it's a cover IIOBlondieOII: fine IIOBlondieOII: i dont care IIOBlondieOII: i have have a fencee and dont need that Black Mesa Sol: you have have a fencee, eh? IIOBlondieOII: i wanted it to voice my opinion but i has to stick to BPC and frankly i cant handle that IIOBlondieOII: yea i do IIOBlondieOII: Czar Black Mesa Sol: sadly enough, there is no word in the English language spelled f-e-n-s-e-e IIOBlondieOII: well im sorry im not a fuckin spelling be nerd queen aight? IIOBlondieOII: im a hard core scater and spelling has never halped me before Black Mesa Sol: there is a difference between "Spelling queen" and being someone who SPEAKS ENGLISH Black Mesa Sol: good! go into skateboarding! Black Mesa Sol: people die in accidents all the time! Black Mesa Sol: seeing you dead would make me believe in evolution again IIOBlondieOII: why do you hate me? IIOBlondieOII: you dont know me Black Mesa Sol: because Black Mesa Sol: I read your article IIOBlondieOII: im sorry about that Black Mesa Sol: you were sounded so moronic IIOBlondieOII: you try to right an artical while your being bitched at and pmsing! Black Mesa Sol: I couldn't stand it Black Mesa Sol: before that IIOBlondieOII: then dont read it Black Mesa Sol: we bitched at you because you couldn't DO IT Black Mesa Sol: you had no reason to be there IIOBlondieOII: i didnt write so ryan would be happy IIOBlondieOII: your right IIOBlondieOII: i couldnt do it Black Mesa Sol: you wrote it for yourself IIOBlondieOII: i tried i failed and i was more then happy to get booted Black Mesa Sol: which is the worst reason to write ANYTHING other than memoirs IIOBlondieOII: look it is over IIOBlondieOII: why are you living in the past? IIOBlondieOII: so you have a reason to be a jerk? IIOBlondieOII: lovely Black Mesa Sol: i'm not Black Mesa Sol: YOU IM'ed me Black Mesa Sol: so I respond to you Black Mesa Sol: if you would just go away then I woudln't say anything mean IIOBlondieOII: i want to be nice IIOBlondieOII: i feel bad for bitching IIOBlondieOII: if you let my horrid grammer and spelling go i can be sweet IIOBlondieOII: i hate the fact i was mean and bitched IIOBlondieOII: and im sorry Black Mesa Sol: then leave me alone Black Mesa Sol: you aren't willing to bicker, then all the fun is gone IIOBlondieOII: oh IIOBlondieOII: you liek to bicker?! IIOBlondieOII: like** Black Mesa Sol: it's good fun IIOBlondieOII: your so mean Black Mesa Sol: I debate with smart people Black Mesa Sol: but I bicker with inferiors Black Mesa Sol: it's just FUN IIOBlondieOII: INFERIOR? IIOBlondieOII: ME Black Mesa Sol: hehe IIOBlondieOII: there is no way i am inferior to you! IIOBlondieOII: you worhtless shit Black Mesa Sol: sure you are Black Mesa Sol: you're a moron Black Mesa Sol: moron's aren't worth their chemical makeup Black Mesa Sol: bet you're a fatty too Black Mesa Sol: rolls over rolls? Black Mesa Sol: jiggle while brushing your teeth> Black Mesa Sol: ? Black Mesa Sol: you put out for popularity, I can tell IIOBlondieOII: WHAT? IIOBlondieOII: I am not FAT! IIOBlondieOII: there is no way u can call me fat! IIOBlondieOII: at least i dont look like something a damn dog drug in IIOBlondieOII: i cant belive ya called me fat Black Mesa Sol: Drug? Black Mesa Sol: wow Black Mesa Sol: Why not? Black Mesa Sol: I bet you are Black Mesa Sol: if not, you will be Black Mesa Sol: in about 15 years Black Mesa Sol: you'll get married to an unemployed guy from upstate Black Mesa Sol: he'll say "my wife ain't gonna work!" IIOBlondieOII: Vous regarder les déchets de parc de trailor! je ne suis pas gros et si vous piss me de plus je ferai vous avez l'air de vous étiez seulement le succès par un ouragan, piquée par les milliards d'abeilles et vous battez jusqu'à votre noir et bleu!! Black Mesa Sol: and you you'll sit on your ass popping chocolates all day while staring at the pool boy IIOBlondieOII: Je peux nettoyer ma propre mare fichue! Mais au moins je wouldnt par-dessus le flux il! Black Mesa Sol: and bees don't bruise people very easily Black Mesa Sol: wow IIOBlondieOII: J'ai fatigué si de votre shit sans valeur! votre pissin me de faire m'ai envie de crap. ..wait un sec que vous avez mis sait français! Mais je la bonne poire! IIOBlondieOII: what> IIOBlondieOII: what wow? Black Mesa Sol: you just said that you can clean your own dead horse, but you wouldn't flow it IIOBlondieOII: shit IIOBlondieOII: i get my french mixed up IIOBlondieOII: oops IIOBlondieOII: lol IIOBlondieOII: muh bad IIOBlondieOII: you know french? Black Mesa Sol: no, I took latin Black Mesa Sol: using a translation program IIOBlondieOII: Comment l'enfer vous savez français?! Black Mesa Sol: I tired if of your shit without value! your pissin me to do want me crap. .. Wait a dry one that you put knows French! But I the good pear! Black Mesa Sol: that is what you said IIOBlondieOII: no im speakin french IIOBlondieOII: thats not latin Black Mesa Sol: I know Black Mesa Sol: apparently you cannot READ IIOBlondieOII: thats supposed to be french! Black Mesa Sol: I said it is french Black Mesa Sol: Try reading IIOBlondieOII: wait wait wait IIOBlondieOII: you said you took latin Black Mesa Sol: yes IIOBlondieOII: your using a traslator IIOBlondieOII: cheater! Black Mesa Sol: it's better than saying it INCORRECTLY Black Mesa Sol: I mean, you called me a PEAR! IIOBlondieOII: Por quê você deve queimar em cheating de inferno é baixo. ..wait você são abaixamento baixo as cadelas sujas de skanky. IIOBlondieOII: i didnt IIOBlondieOII: your translator is shitty Black Mesa Sol: nope Black Mesa Sol: it was your Spelling Black Mesa Sol: it is so god awful that any honest Frenchman would shoot you if he had the chance IIOBlondieOII: your using a translator Black Mesa Sol: and you aren't speaking any language correctly IIOBlondieOII: i think your translator is crap Black Mesa Sol: hmm, nope, hasn't failed me yet Black Mesa Sol: use it for french all the time Black Mesa Sol: talk to french people over yahoo, use the translator, they understand, I understand Black Mesa Sol: french, spanish, italian IIOBlondieOII: ... IIOBlondieOII: humm Black Mesa Sol: you just need to be more literate IIOBlondieOII: i need to learn how to kick your punkass over the computer Black Mesa Sol: right Black Mesa Sol: that's cute Black Mesa Sol: fatty's going to try and hurt me IIOBlondieOII: please stop im very self consious about my weight Black Mesa Sol: then block me and be done with this wretched conversation IIOBlondieOII: wait IIOBlondieOII: you dont like to bicker? IIOBlondieOII: i dont give up Black Mesa Sol: I do IIOBlondieOII: EVER Black Mesa Sol: but I am bored ofy Black Mesa Sol: of you* Black Mesa Sol: you are just too dim-witted to be any fun IIOBlondieOII: *rolls eyes* i have been sick of you to start with Black Mesa Sol: then go away IIOBlondieOII: i dont give up IIOBlondieOII: im very competitive Black Mesa Sol: sad Black Mesa Sol: competitive, but never winning IIOBlondieOII: your face is im sure Black Mesa Sol: it's like a Tennesee Williams Play IIOBlondieOII: never heard of it IIOBlondieOII: never seen it IIOBlondieOII: never want to Black Mesa Sol: it's a PERSOn Black Mesa Sol: moron IIOBlondieOII: hell i dunna IIOBlondieOII: i know hockey Black Mesa Sol: he is one of the greatest american writers of all time Black Mesa Sol: ooh Black Mesa Sol: Hockey IIOBlondieOII: Vin Deisel Black Mesa Sol: that'll get you into stanford Black Mesa Sol: Vin deisel is a bald whore IIOBlondieOII: FUCKER Black Mesa Sol: and hockey went down hill ever since gretsky left IIOBlondieOII: never ever say that IIOBlondieOII: about him Black Mesa Sol: BALD Black Mesa Sol: WHORE IIOBlondieOII: VIN IS THE HOTTEST GUYS YOULL EVER SEE IN THIS LIFE TIME BUDDY! IIOBlondieOII: DONT YOU DARE IIOBlondieOII: YOU DONT KNOW HIM IIOBlondieOII: I DONT KNOW HIM IIOBlondieOII: BUT HE AINT NO WHORE Black Mesa Sol: I just think it's sad IIOBlondieOII: JUST BECASUE HE CAN GET BETTER GIRLS THEN YOU EVA WILL IIOBlondieOII: I DONT CARE Black Mesa Sol: that you are so unloved in life that you need to place affection in some bald celebrity IIOBlondieOII: I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK? Black Mesa Sol: yes Black Mesa Sol: That WAS a question IIOBlondieOII: DO YOU THINK I CARE IIOBlondieOII: SERIOUSLY Black Mesa Sol: I mean, it had a question mark IIOBlondieOII: DO YOU THINK I CARE Black Mesa Sol: so I answered Black Mesa Sol: obviously Black Mesa Sol: if you didn't IIOBlondieOII: YOU ARE JUST A LAME ASS Black Mesa Sol: then you wouldn't have IM'ed me IIOBlondieOII: LIKE ALL THE OTHA FUCKERS OUT THERE IIOBlondieOII: SERIOUSLY IIOBlondieOII: I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE IIOBlondieOII: BUT YOU JUST DONT TAKE IT Black Mesa Sol: then be nice Black Mesa Sol: and go away IIOBlondieOII: IF IM NOT PERFECT I CANT TALK TO YOU IIOBlondieOII: THAT BULL SHIT IIOBlondieOII: BULL SHIT BULL SHIT BULL SHIT IIOBlondieOII: I wont leave IIOBlondieOII: you leave Black Mesa Sol: no thanks Black Mesa Sol: You are just boring me IIOBlondieOII: boaring you? im sure if i was some skanky slut you wouldnt be board Black Mesa Sol: a boar is a pig IIOBlondieOII: your just like all the other lifeless guys Black Mesa Sol: just like you! IIOBlondieOII: look im sick of bickering Black Mesa Sol: To the pig thing, I meant IIOBlondieOII: ryan Black Mesa Sol: and I have plenty of a life, just to let you know., That's why I only post once a week on the RPG Black Mesa Sol: capitalize my name IIOBlondieOII: ryan IIOBlondieOII: ryan IIOBlondieOII: ryan Black Mesa Sol: wow IIOBlondieOII: ill do it however the fuck i want Black Mesa Sol: yes IIOBlondieOII: aight? Black Mesa Sol: and you'll look like a moron doing it Black Mesa Sol: just like how you say "aight" IIOBlondieOII: i dont care what you think Black Mesa Sol: do you think you are a gangster? IIOBlondieOII: no Black Mesa Sol: or that it's a style? Black Mesa Sol: it doesn't work for you Black Mesa Sol: that'd be like a skinny white guy saying "dat's tight" Black Mesa Sol: it makes you look stupid IIOBlondieOII: white guys at my school say shit like that all the time Black Mesa Sol: that's just sad IIOBlondieOII: im so sick of your lazy lame ass Black Mesa Sol: lazy? I am sitting here just like you Black Mesa Sol: besides, you're the one that needs exercise IIOBlondieOII: im standing you dumb ass IIOBlondieOII: im not FAT IIOBlondieOII: ok IM NOT FAT IIOBlondieOII: you have not seen me IIOBlondieOII: you cant say that IIOBlondieOII: i may not be pretty but hell im not fat Black Mesa Sol: jesus, you are beginning to depress me IIOBlondieOII: why? Black Mesa Sol: hey, just LIKE Jesus! IIOBlondieOII: ?! IIOBlondieOII: your one strange mutha Black Mesa Sol: you are one stupid "mutha" IIOBlondieOII: MOTHER sound BETTER? Black Mesa Sol: yes Black Mesa Sol: yes it does IIOBlondieOII: do i care??? Black Mesa Sol: and no, I am afraid I can not bear children IIOBlondieOII: ummmm NO IIOBlondieOII: IM 15 IIOBlondieOII: im most likely older then you Black Mesa Sol: mm, nope IIOBlondieOII: how old are you then? Black Mesa Sol: but that would be sad if you were Black Mesa Sol: I am 17 Black Mesa Sol: I drive, I applied for my job, and I am going to college in just a few months Black Mesa Sol: you on the other hand Black Mesa Sol: I would STOP driving if YOU were on the roads IIOBlondieOII: I am IIOBlondieOII: :-D IIOBlondieOII: i my moms Lexus SC430 IIOBlondieOII: thats what im learning on Black Mesa Sol: the idea of a moron like you driving would make me refuse to drive Black Mesa Sol: I drive the Lincoln equivilent of that when I want. but I prfer big cars] Black Mesa Sol: Prefer* IIOBlondieOII: im getting a civic EX Black Mesa Sol: Civics suck IIOBlondieOII: you suck Black Mesa Sol: I am getting a Honda CR-V IIOBlondieOII: guys Black Mesa Sol: shweet stuff Black Mesa Sol: (and yes, i chose to say shweet) Black Mesa Sol: it's an accent, to accentuate. Not the same thing IIOBlondieOII: ... Black Mesa Sol: those four letters make all the difference IIOBlondieOII: your an ass Black Mesa Sol: and you are a fatty IIOBlondieOII: im not fat Black Mesa Sol: sure you are IIOBlondieOII: u ass Black Mesa Sol: So what do you weigh, 197? IIOBlondieOII: less IIOBlondieOII: u ass Black Mesa Sol: I guess you stick to that word because it's the only one you know how to spell IIOBlondieOII: you Black Mesa Sol: I was talking about ASS IIOBlondieOII: YOU PHYCOTIC ASS FUCKER Black Mesa Sol: Phycotic? Black Mesa Sol: Psychotic? IIOBlondieOII: i can spell FUCK Black Mesa Sol: ooh Black Mesa Sol: doesn't that make you brilliant? IIOBlondieOII: oh cry me a river build me a bridge and get ova it Black Mesa Sol: That'd be a great college admission essay topic Black Mesa Sol: "LÜk, mR. Colege Gy! I cen sepel FUCK" Black Mesa Sol: by Jennifer Fat-stuff IIOBlondieOII: Look Mr. Colage guy i can spell fuck IIOBlondieOII: shit IIOBlondieOII: i still spelled that thingie wrong IIOBlondieOII: fucker Black Mesa Sol: ROFL IIOBlondieOII: rolls eyes Black Mesa Sol: that was just sad IIOBlondieOII: your point? Black Mesa Sol: in all seriousness Black Mesa Sol: you won't get into colleges Black Mesa Sol: there is an admission essay error list IIOBlondieOII: so? Black Mesa Sol: and a limit IIOBlondieOII: im still 15 Black Mesa Sol: they throw your essay away if you have over 7 spelling and grammatical errors Black Mesa Sol: yes Black Mesa Sol: but your spelling won't get any better Black Mesa Sol: although people gather more information and wisdom as long as they live IIOBlondieOII: ... Black Mesa Sol: youy intelligence does not go up after you are 8 IIOBlondieOII: ... Black Mesa Sol: so how you put things together, how well you understand things, and how well you remember things, are set for life IIOBlondieOII: ... Black Mesa Sol: in other words Black Mesa Sol: you can never be any smarter than you are now Black Mesa Sol: you can know more, but you can never be smarter IIOBlondieOII: ... Black Mesa Sol: and therefore Black Mesa Sol: the prediction 'Jennifer Fat-Stuff goes to college' will never come true IIOBlondieOII: ... Black Mesa Sol: you know what I am going to do? Black Mesa Sol: this is going to be my next post for my article! IIOBlondieOII: .. Black Mesa Sol: then everyone can call you Jennifer FatStuff! IIOBlondieOII: ... Black Mesa Sol: won't you be happy! Black Mesa Sol: so I am off to do that Black Mesa Sol: good bye, fatty That was it. Today I decree: her name is Jennifer Fat-Stuff. remember that name: it's going no where. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]