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Date Posted: 20:36:29 10/14/02 Mon
Author: The Total Package
Author Host/IP: 12-251-235-58.client.attbi.com / 12.251.235.58
Subject: I'M BACK! (RP#1)

** The lights go pitch black, and Carolina Blue by Lil Wayne plays on the P.A. system. The Total Package makes his awaited return to the DHWE, which was not very pleasing to the fans. He gets into the ring and climbs onto a turnbuckle holding his hand high in the air. The Total Package grabs a mic, with a big smile on his face.**

The Total Package- Hello everybody. Did you all miss me? Well I don't care if you missed me, I want all of you people out here to SHUT THE HELL UP! All of you remember me from last months tournament don't you. You people rememember me from that great triple-threat match I was in with Alex Dillon and Seth Van Zant. And I know you people remember how I got my ass destroyed by Viktor Bloodmoon. Well that was then, and this is now. Bloodmoon better cherish his month as DHWE Champion because The Total Package is back and better than ever. I will give credit where credit is due, Bloodmoon beat me fair and sqaure. He was without a shadow of doubt the better man. But, hey you can't win em all. You win some, you lose some. But this is a new month damn it! And I am going to make sure that I am not going to lose at all, no matter who I face.

** Crowd begins to chant ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.**

TP- Oh don't worry, the feeling is neutral. I hate all of you people just as much as you hate me. No scratch that, I despise you damn people. But I did not come out here to talk about the DHWE fans, because I would be here all night talking about you hillbilly redneck son of a bitches. I came out here to talk about my first around opponent of the tournament Mick Thunder. Now who in the hell is that? Who is Mick Thunder and where is he from? The Total Package is a world class athlete, and I do not deserve to be facing these 3rd-class athletes such as Mick Thunder, whoever he is. It really does not matter who Thunder is, as long as he shows up to face me at the first show I will be happy. Unlike the bastard I faced last month in the first round, does anybody remember who that guy is? Well that does not matter either, what matters is that I am going to beat the hell out of Mick, and send him home early. Nobody likes to go out in the first round, but Mick should have thought about what kind of athletes he would be facing in the tournament before you applied. Because if I knew that I would have to face somebody as good as me, oh wait there is nobody as good as me. When I lose. it's just a fluke. It was a fluke when I lost to Bloodmoon. Mick Thunder is really no worry to me, because I am worried about who my next opponent is going to be. I really hope that bastard Wrath wins his match. Wrath has been running his mouth that he wants a piece of me, and that he is going to kick my ass. YOU kick my ass! Come on wake up from that dream world that you live in. Because the day you kick my ass is the day pigs can fly and God comes down to Earth. So your chances of beating me are very slim.

** Crowd- ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.**

TP- Enough with the asshole chant. I know you people hate hearing the truth, but it is not my fault that these people cannot compete with me in the sqaured circle. Is it my fault that God has blessed me with this talent, and that you people hate seeing me defeat bastards like Mick Thunder. Well you DHWE fans are going to have to deal with seeing this face every single day from now on, because after this tournament I will be the next DHWE Champion. Bloodmoon's days ARE DONE! The Total Package is back and is now better than ever, so Bloodmoon should pack his bags and enjoy being the first ever DHWE champion while he has the belt. As for Mick Thunder, you just better hope that I am in a good mood when it comes time for our match. Because if I am not in a good mood, that is going to spell trouble for you. You are looking at the first ever winner of a DHWE Tournament triple threat match. My name will be in the DHWE Record book for ever. No one here has ever beat two men in one match but me. I guess you can call me a veteran of the DHWE. You can call me the icon of the DHWE. Soon one thing you will be able to call me, is DHWE CHAMPION! I hope all of you people will be so kind to join me at the first October show of the DHWE Tournament, to witness the in-ring return of the greatest superstar to ever step foot in a DHWE arena. That person is I, THE TOTAL PACKAGE! Goodbye BASTARDS!

** Carolina Blue plays again as hated Total Package jumps out of the ring and heads back to his locker room, where he will wait for a response from Mick Thunder.**

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