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Subject: Death and Destruction Foreseen For Armeggedon


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Goldberg
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Date Posted: 15:03:01 11/30/02 Sat

:: The scene opens up and we see a black Hummer pull into the WWXF parking lot. The windows are tinted so there is no way to see inside the car to tell who it is. The door opens and a giant boot is seen hit the pavment. The camera pans up from his feet to his head slowly and as he reaches his head we see that its Goldberg! He closes the door and makes his way inside the arena, he blows through the halls and stops at the curtains. Then all of a sudden Goldbergs theme music hits the pa system. The music hits the crowd full force and sends them into a frenzy. He makes his way past the curtains and appears at the top of the ramp. He then proceeds to walk towards the ring and stops in the middle of the ramp. A pyro display explodes on both sides of the ramp, fireworks pouring into the sky as well as onto the ramp. Goldberg stands there as he is engulfed in the display, the display tapers off and the smoke clears. Goldberg is still standing there he decends to the ring and as he does so he blows some smoke out of his nose. He hops up onto the apron and climbs inbetween the ropes. He heads over to the announcer and takes the mic::

Goldberg: Hey folks how you all doing? Its great to be back standing in this ring to entertain you fine people. Like I told Coach in my last interview before I left the WWXF " Never say never" and well I stuck by that and I am here once again to start where I left off, at the top. Now it juist so happens that I get that chance to come back and be on top once again. This chance happens at one of the most prestigious PPV's in the WWXF and that being Armeggedon. I only have one problem with this match, well I was wondering what the hell is it called. Are you people in the back that stupid that you cant figure out a name, its easy pick either Confederate Brawl or Inferno Chamber match, JUST PICK ONE! Jesus talk about being unorganized, but to tell you the truth it doesnt matter because I am going to be the one walking away the Ultimate Champion, and NO there is absolutley nothing any of you assclowns can do about it. I have major problems with the other 5 cock goblins in this match.
First Mysterious, who the hell are you?, is " Mysertious" your name?, and if it is well sorry buddy is pretty damn GAY. You come into this fed with a queer as name and gimmick and start off by saying that we all suck and that your best rper is better than our best, well pal I am going to teach your ass a bloody lesson in that ring boy. You mouthed off and started a war with the wrong person, and there is only one person that can finish this war and that is ME. I will beat you like only your father could. You stepped up to the wrong person my friend. You see I sat at home during my time off playing with my kids and hanging with my wife, yea all that was great but I still had the itch. I still yerned to be in the ring taking people out. Mysterious I am coming out and walking to that ring an uncaged animal, this is my first match back and I am out for blood and searching for yours imparticularly. Mysterious you dont have a chance in hell at winning this match, so I advise you to step aside and watch the pro at work, the pro being me.
Now I go on to RVD ( the chant RVD RVD RVD fills the arena) yea yea yea I know you all love RVD but I mean come on people what a god damn kiss ass( crowd reacts with a mix of boo's and laughs). Yea ok you people who are booing keep on doing that, I dont really care, the truth is meant to hurt. Anyway, yea so I am sitting at home watching this fool stink shit up left and right, I also see him with his nose so far up managments ass I brings me to tears. How pathetic can one person get, HA HA HA. This guy makes me sick, RVD try working your way up to the top instead of ass kissing. Do some real work and earn your spot in this fed. RVD your mearly a pebble on my road to the top and I have the pleasure and easy task at steam rolling over your ass. RVD you too have no chance in hell at winning this match. I am coming out like a rabid dog, stopping at nothing until all my opposition is done with.
Hey yo Booker T, you thugly chump it is beyond me as to how you ended up becoming the Ultimate Champ. I mean Booker you lack all talent, I mean you rely on luck and some street fighting moves that you somehow pull off. You lack any wrestleing ability, your all talk and not bite. You run around yelling SUCKA SUCKA plz fool, learn the english language then try to get on the mic.I am willing to bet that you stole those titles I mean you being a thig and all stealing everything you ever needed in life, you are a horrible Ultimate Champ and it is time for the rightful owner to take you down and regain his throne, Booker your pathetic ass is stinking up my throne and I am going to remove you violently from it and take my place at the top once again.
Kurt Angle all I have to say to you is your stupidity amazes me. You not a tough guy or couragous for fighting with a broken arm your stupid. You are going to ruin your career in one match. Kurt your gonna step in the ring and I will end your career by finishing of your already broken arm, you will need surgery in order to reconstruct that arm and you wont ever be able to wrestle again.
As for Hurricane well I dont have a problem with him well until he backstabed the X Faction. So now to me Hurricane is and always will be a little bitch ass punk who you cant trust worth a shit. Hurricane you light weight your stepping in the ring with heavyweights son and I will tell you this you are going to get your ass tossed around like a rag doll. Like Booker I have no idea how you ever got the Undisputed Title and held it for as long as you did. To be honest I think it was one of the biggest flukes I have ever seen.
Hey all you boys I just addressed get ready for the fight of your life, because Im not going out easily. Bring your best because youll need it.

:: With that said Goldberg drops the mic and leaves.::

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