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I will be the Intercontinental Champion

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Kane

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Date Posted: 15:04:02 09/22/02 Sun

:::Funaki is outside the locker room of The Big Red Machine, holding his mic close to his mouth. The camera cuts on and Funaki begins his talking.:::

Funaki: I am Funaki...... SMACKDOWN....Number-one (holds up finger) ANNOUNCER. Tonight, Funaki will interview the Big Red Machine.....KANE, after commercial break.

:::The camera cuts to a commercial advertising stuff that people could care less about. After the commercial break ends the cameras are locked back onto Funaki.:::

Funaki: I am Funaki, Smackdown....Number One (holds up finger) announcer. I am here waiting for Kane.

:::Just then the door opens and out walks Kane wearing a "Get the 'F' out T-shirt over his costume. Funaki looks up at Kane's face as Kane looks down at Funaki.:::

Funaki: (looks at camera) He is, Big and Red. (looks back up at Kane) I am Funaki, Kane, at Survivor Series, you go against Test of the Intercon......Intercot.......IC title. What is your opinion on that?

Kane: My opinion.... No wait, the FACT is that when I get in that ring against Test he will feel the pain of the Big Red Machine, and he will find out why they call me the 7 foot monster.

:::Kane walks off screen as Funaki closes the interview.:::

Funaki: There you have it, a man of few, but powerful, words.....Kane. I am Funaki...goodbye.

:::The camera fades out.:::

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