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Date Posted: 07:38:42 12/02/02 Mon
Author: lace:
Subject: 3/4 baked....the other 1/4 confussed
In reply to: Khris Foilie 's message, "Re: Saturday December 7th!!!!!!" on 14:05:09 12/01/02 Sun

i stoned up before school and never went but have time to write this in my cheeched state. well now that i am at home skipping school, what shall i do?
I think i will right to my "super-hero's" The FOILIES!!! heres the intro to the well waited for comic book

fucken A, I knew I wasn't going to school today...oh well

it all started when passing through the scenic downtown stevens point when in my journy i passed a door that sparked my memory. It was the door that "supposivly" might belong to the "all mighty", the "magnificent", the "fucken faggity" foilies....But no one knows for sure because the foilies are the most "powerful", the most "mysterious", the "GAY" super hero trio in the world. EVEN BETTER THAN SPIDER MAN!!!!
The first of three is chris...he is the "sleepy" hero of them all using his kindness to attracked people into his room "or if you like, LAYER" and when they are not looking he unleashes the "LAZER-RETARDATION-RAY" or "L.R.R." which is camoflaged as a black light on his wall.
then there is Mike..."THE BEAST" whos super power is the most fearsome!!! he draws people close to him with his comical humor and the kills his pray...thrashing them about using his "Beast-like" movements!!! watch out of him VILIANS.....YOu dont want to play tag, or even dodge ball with "THE BEAST"
and last but not forgotten...is Brian....who was the "calm" the "cool" the "collected" hero of the trio using only two things to draw friends near...kindness and ALCOHOL. I know little of his super power to fight EVIL because it is said he rarely wips it out in front of company. true gentalmen there. But recently when stopping by the headquarters, i have found Brian not to be pressent....finally after a few days we found a clue to his mysterious dissapearance. When "THE BEAST" was cleaning the "appartment" wink wink...
he spotted a trace of bright red lipstick on a imported Cartie' cigarette in the ash tray. This could only mean one thing he said and then showed it to mike for a second opinion. Yes it is true said mike agreeing with "THE BEAST"
Chacy lane was here...How so you all ask..Well (big breath)
Chasy lane went on a episode of jerry springer intitled " Women that have been used for sexual perposses by only one man..."THE BEAST" she wanted to get back at him for all the pain and after given head to jerry she asked his help...she was so excited about him agreeing that she started bragging to everyone about her chance to get back "THE BEAST"....So jerry and chasy contacted Backers to find when you would be all out of the place so they could slip in an out to STEAL YOUR SHIT..."it's sectret code" So that next thursday jerry and chasy broke into the appartment though the front door that WASN'T LOCKED and started going through the place only to stop for a second and have a cig break. then Brian walked in to find the two "sex-entertainment" stars and started to do some crime fighting only to have Backers come from left field and take out brian...so BRIAN MUST BE HELD PRISONER BY JERRY SPRINGER AND CHASY LANE IN THE PLAYBOY MANSON!!!!! we must "save" him from the horror he is seeing....
and how does that explane backers....i'll tell you....He was so ashamed of his bad deeds with the two porn freaks that he began a drinking bindge and recently has been locking the door and warning us that our "shit could get stollen" wink wink....only really telling us that "JERRY AND CHASY TOOK BRIAN TO THE MANSON AND HE NEEDS OUR HELP ASAP!!!"
well "beast" lets go get our friend....

TIl NEXT WEEK....
stay tuned to the...
FOILIE ADVENTURES!!!!

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