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Author: El Per of The Per Tribe Guatemala |
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Date Posted: 12:52:03 01/06/03 Mon FOR MY DEAR NICHOLAS WIERALDO SPANDOLA DE HOSE BEAST Well well well.....the wanderer returns,Bawjaws is back in town, obviously not havin emptied the melons as the frustration and poor spellin shows. Good to have u back Mr Peckham, hope Santa was good to you and u enjoyed the Christmas Period down south. Has Brooklyn grown and I hope you didn't bosh posh while Becks was at training(obviously not, as the frustration shows). Anyway its good to have you back and your seethin frustration is music to my ears as El Per the great has muchus good news for your young ears. Now Nicholas, I have a higher in English, so anytime you want to improve your grammar,which quite frankly is appaling, I can arrange a wee class for u and we'll see if we can sort out your literary dysfunction and then after that we can concentrate on the lithp duh duh duh. But anyway I was havin a wee chat to a wee hairdresser friend of mine and she says she can mibbee sort out your barnet, I told her it was a tough job (might need a wee flymo up there) but it would be a wee favour to an old friend and she says she'll arrange for the old Peckham locks to go, so u can look like Jack Ryder aka Jamie fae Eastenders. So I was down at Homebase lookin at Flymos and I reckon theres a few that could cut the mullet. Anyway Horsehead are in disarray at the moment but thats another story. So slaggin the team Nicholas, thats a bit strong, I never questioned your footballing abilities, the reason bein cause you haven't got any. No one is perfect, but perfection is standing in front of the mirror for 3 hours doin ones hair which does not entertain me, it bores me, but anyway less of the tittle-tattle. I must say HORSE ON HORSE ON little old Horses heads are rolling doon Quarry street wi fish suppers in their gubs, suckin cigars wi the high class scrubbers of lower Hamilton. Come on EE Horsehead. Go go Puppy Power. Anyway enough nonsense, u know deep in my deepest of hearts i love you Nicholas, you're like a brother to me, we've been through so much, I can't bear to be apart from u my sweets, Oh come back don't let me down like this, Im suicidal, I miss runnin ma hands through your ginger locks and cradling u to sleep.Nicholas u r my possum, the reason for my existence.Release your frustration on me, all over my fat little face as I smile like a spanked monkey. When I think of u, only one word comes to mind.......................................................................................................................................................SUCKLE [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |