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Subject: Jude the Obscene


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Sir El Per
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Date Posted: 13:35:50 02/28/03 Fri

Well everyone must have an opinion and opinions are like arseholes, everyone got one, and if in your own mind you feel that you are the TOP BOY then you can comfort and reassure yourself with that opinion, and it is good that your confidence allows you to feel this way as confidence is not something that one can buy, it must be developed. Although there are 4 Top Boys which in all reality are equal in the Top Boy stakes, I rule Guatemala and I am THEE Top Boy in Guatemala so I don't care who is Top Boy in Hamilton cause it is a squalid little hole that is full of druggies just like Larkie and Glasgow and Britain as a whole.
For anyone who doesn't know about Top Boys, the 4 Top Boys hold a conference every year on the Wednesday before Christmas in the Old Palais, everyone is welcome, but if you wish to be considered for joining you must bring the following items on Wednesday before Christmas 2003

4 scantily clad 18 year old blonde hornbags
8 bottles of Isle of Skye Whisky
McD's wee sister for Big U and me to spit roast
A bauchle
Mad Jill (To sacrifice to the dragon)
764 cans of beer
2 Bottles Vodka
19 Taz Bars
A Ukrainian hooker for Gillan
A Welsh hooker for Goldie
A mirror
Baby Oil
A roll cage
6 Budgies
The Goons hairpiece
And A Jar of Banter

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