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Date Posted: 15:49:48 11/20/03 Thu
Author: Adilbrand
Subject: Re: Message Board Wandering Monster Table
In reply to: EnderTheElder 's message, "Message Board Wandering Monster Table" on 15:30:18 11/20/03 Thu

I like that! Very funny. I guess I am usually the following:

>22-25 Archangels. These powerful beings are also
>known as moderators, or mods. When they use their
>power wisely, they keep things moving smoothly.
>Without them, the other monsters would make it too
>dangerous to even visit message boards. But don't
>cross them or you can get shut down or even banned. CR
>20.

For good or for ill, I moderate these boards.

>26-27 Zombie. This wandering monster attaches itself
>to another poster and agrees with whatever that poster
>writes and defends that poster when he or she's not
>around. Sometimes, rather than another poster, the
>zombie latches on to a thing (like a TV show) or to a
>celebrity (like Stephen King). CR 1.

I guess I fit here in regards to Liv Tyler and Robert E. Howard.

>67-68 Kobold. This foe is able to make only very small
>attacks, pointing out flaws in others' punctuation or
>spelling. CR 1/2.

I have done this before.

>69-70 Carrion Crawler. This guy picks apart others'
>posts with his many tentacles, line by line, sometimes
>word by word, pointing out every flaw (big or little)
>that he can. He makes his one argument seem like many.
>CR 4.

I've done this before, too.

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