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Date Posted: 08:00:36 12/05/03 Fri
Author: Fyrestryke
Subject: Ibli's Journal

WOW! Excellent job, Bob! This is too GOOD to wait till tonight to post. I will still add it to the site, but wanted everyone to see it.



So I gits hired on to do some scoutin' in some far off place. Weren't nothing too treacherous til I sees them lizard fellers a-creeping through the forest. Woo! Shoulda seen the looks on them city fellers faces when
they come a-burstin' through thickets like that! Couple of strong warriors (or so they tells me) gave their good blood to that match but we won through all the same! Left ol' Halftooth a bit shaken though (she ain't seen much worse 'n' a gator in our days).

Anyhow, they seemed like a right intense bunch. Always jumpy and fidgity -- no wonder them big lizards latched on to our trail so fast. Strong group for the most part with some fine looking lady folk strutting about with their bee-hinds barely covered. Practically paradise for yours truly! They keep company wioth some strange folk though! Big ol' bag-a muscles and that wirey fish faced feller! Shoulda seen him scramble up that tree when them reinforcements arrived! Never forgit the look on his green face! I coulda hunted them lizard men for days -- they ain't seen the likes a-me round here -- but we had a time table to keep and folks was off runnin' hither an yon.
Anyway, I gathers 'em up and off we go.

So we gits to the old city where the monkey men and the lizard men fight and we do some layin' low whilst the King Lizard eats his fill . . . AN ALL FOR WHAT?! A talking snake and a scythe! If I'd a-known they need a scythe I
coulda give 'em a hun'rd! Musta bin a pretty important one though cuz the bald lady kept talking to it like it was her groom at the altar!

We headed down river after that and got back to more civilized areas. Must say they all held up pretty good considering the circumstances. I wonder if that pretty blond lady that likes exposin' her bosom would ever enjoy the company of a feller like me?

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