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Date Posted: 11:36:13 11/06/03 Thu
Author: Craig
Subject: Re: Pray, who is this Shazaar person?
In reply to: mvd 's message, "Re: Pray, who is this Shazaar person?" on 08:34:01 11/06/03 Thu

>Yes, indeed! We drank rum together, no doubt, and
>boasted about our prowess with women. I should say we
>got very drunk, combated a one-eyed, three-horned
>giant (and if I've seen one of those, I've seen a
>hundred!, fell overboard, and were consequently
>rescued by the crew only to be force fed fine meat in
>order to bring us back to coherence. I, naturally,
>consummated the entire affair by rogering my wife,
>Pari the Pahari. You, if I remember, buggered a knot
>hole in the side of the ship, but were later forgiven
>on account of your being a halfing and all...

Ahh, so that explains why Bilbo couldn't remember what happened.

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