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Date Posted: 20:04:42 09/11/02 Wed
Author: spydog
Subject: bobhoboj

JungsAnima: dude bob, get back here

Auto response from BobHoboJ: I'm doing something somewhere, bbl.

JungsAnima: i need to continue this interview
BobHoboJ: i back
JungsAnima: awesome
JungsAnima: send me the old stuff we said
JungsAnima: this has been intense
JungsAnima: i had a restart but "Hobo Interviewing Enterprises" TM must continue
BobHoboJ: i dont have the old stuff
JungsAnima: that's okay
JungsAnima: we'll start from the top
JungsAnima: -cuts feed-
JungsAnima:
So
JungsAnima: I hear you're a hobo.
BobHoboJ: k
BobHoboJ: yes
JungsAnima: What would your , ahrm, job, or lack of job, description be.
BobHoboJ: i am a can collector
JungsAnima: hrm
BobHoboJ: or can collectionist
JungsAnima: intensity of can collection, on a scale of 1 to WHAMMO!!! ?
JungsAnima: how intense would you say it is
BobHoboJ: definitely WHAMMO!!!
JungsAnima: good
JungsAnima: how many other hobos have you had sex with?
BobHoboJ: 0
BobHoboJ: hobos dont get none
JungsAnima: hrm
JungsAnima: what about just quickies
JungsAnima: like you take the newspaper off this chick hobo
JungsAnima: and you pop her
JungsAnima: and you run off
BobHoboJ: im not that kind of hobo
BobHoboJ: lol
JungsAnima: that sucks
JungsAnima: what do you do for fun?
BobHoboJ: i sleep
JungsAnima: how about jerk off?
JungsAnima: how often do hobos jerk off
BobHoboJ: and scare annoying kids
BobHoboJ: o never
JungsAnima: NEVER?
BobHoboJ: lo
BobHoboJ: we maintain abstinence
BobHoboJ: we hobos r like priests
JungsAnima: why?
JungsAnima: how about this
JungsAnima: say this kid runs at you
JungsAnima: and hes like OH NO MISTER IF YOU DONT MASTURBATE IN MY EYE I"LL BE BLIND FOREVER
JungsAnima: would you do it
BobHoboJ: i would punch the kid in the face and then laugh at him
JungsAnima: haha
JungsAnima: if he died
JungsAnima: would you sell the body?
BobHoboJ: hella
BobHoboJ: its the hobo way
JungsAnima: how do you feel about dancing?
BobHoboJ: i dance all the time
JungsAnima: do you dance in public places
JungsAnima: where people see you?
JungsAnima: and laugh?
BobHoboJ: yes
BobHoboJ: and then i beat the shit out of them
JungsAnima: haha
JungsAnima: that's superb
BobHoboJ: thats how i make money
JungsAnima: i heard britney spears hired a hobo to dance for her
JungsAnima: was that you?
BobHoboJ: yes
JungsAnima: did you boink her?
JungsAnima: you dont boink other hobos
JungsAnima: but did you boink her
BobHoboJ: o yeah
BobHoboJ: !
JungsAnima: well
JungsAnima: im gonna go now
JungsAnima: Hobo Interviews concludes this interview with bobhoboj
JungsAnima: any last words?
BobHoboJ: late

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