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Date Posted: 21:47:09 09/15/02 Sun
Author: Catbert
Subject: Dan the man

DantheNinjaMan: Hi, my name is Dan the ninja man, don't be confused with the other Dans, such as Dan the lonely man, Dan the main man, and Dan the man with no legs
JennNm29: WHAT?
JennNm29: who are you
DantheNinjaMan: I explaned this already
JennNm29: do I know you
DantheNinjaMan: I know someone who knbows you
DantheNinjaMan: their names cannot be disclosed
DantheNinjaMan: do you know, Vandalism 4 hire?
DantheNinjaMan: j00 best be gettin NANAs befor the greenbeans fall from the skyes
DantheNinjaMan: skies
DantheNinjaMan: skis
DantheNinjaMan: what ever
JennNm29: Yeah I know Jason
JennNm29: but who are you
DantheNinjaMan: I am his twin brother
JennNm29: really
DantheNinjaMan: yup
JennNm29: are you his roommate
DantheNinjaMan: I am his son he never had
DantheNinjaMan: in a fight, who would win Kazaam or a ninja
DantheNinjaMan: I see
DantheNinjaMan: I would like to upgrade my computer to a 1.64 ghz processer, with liquided coolent with a 123 bus speed, and a USB capible router, that can handle a 1.56 incombale network speed that is made by a well known maker
DantheNinjaMan: did you know Santana and Michelle Branch camout with a single?
JennNm29: I did not
JennNm29: do you like it
DantheNinjaMan: I think the musical talents of Santana on the guitar accompned by the radical yet homely singing of michelle branch make an spectauilar matchup
JennNm29: oh i see
DantheNinjaMan: My innitals are CMG, backwards they are GMC
JennNm29: so how old are you
DantheNinjaMan: I am 16
DantheNinjaMan: almost 17
DantheNinjaMan: and a half
JennNm29: awesome
JennNm29: so how do you like school and everything?
DantheNinjaMan: it is rather intreasting, because it is easy, it doesn't meet my intucletal level
DantheNinjaMan: because i am a Psyhic
DantheNinjaMan: war emblim was sold to the glue factory today
DantheNinjaMan: :0(
DantheNinjaMan: :'(
JennNm29: hmmm
JennNm29: I see
DantheNinjaMan: he was a good little horce
DantheNinjaMan: I want some hot stuff baby this evenin, I want soem hot stuff baby tonight
DantheNinjaMan: ... ermm no I dont
JennNm29: So you love music
DantheNinjaMan: aye
DantheNinjaMan: I also love girls that love me HAHAHA
JennNm29: lol
DantheNinjaMan: Ninjas are cool
DantheNinjaMan: wanna know a cool fact about me?
JennNm29: sure
DantheNinjaMan: I can totally hit my wall WITHOUT feeling pain
JennNm29: seriously
DantheNinjaMan: yea
DantheNinjaMan: sometimes I get sopumped I kick my friend rachel in the face!
DantheNinjaMan: ask, rachel if you don't believe me
DantheNinjaMan: like onetime I kicked her in the face, and the next day she was sleeping on the chair, and she totally started bleeing out of her nose for no reason
DantheNinjaMan: wanna know something completely random?
DantheNinjaMan: did you know an average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
JennNm29: are you serious
DantheNinjaMan: yup
DantheNinjaMan: and more poeple are killed by donkeys then die in plane crashes
JennNm29: really
DantheNinjaMan: why would I lie to you
JennNm29: I don't think you would
JennNm29: that is just crazy
DantheNinjaMan: yea
JennNm29: how do you know all this info
DantheNinjaMan: I am smarter then the average bear?
JennNm29: lol
DantheNinjaMan: In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions.
JennNm29: are you yogie bear?
DantheNinjaMan: and the only thing I would ask to the people who found that out is, why
JennNm29: hmmm
DantheNinjaMan: I am also a play wright
DantheNinjaMan: and an actor
DantheNinjaMan: I have stared in such movies as My brother, the secret agent, and The ninja play, by cory ginn
JennNm29: WOW
JennNm29: that's cool
DantheNinjaMan: yup
DantheNinjaMan: I am bound to make millions, if not $100s!
JennNm29: well I've got to go, i'm sorry~
DantheNinjaMan: you better bet sorry
JennNm29: and I'm sorry that I haven't been very talkitive
DantheNinjaMan: I like talking to my self
JennNm29: just a lot of homework and stuff
DantheNinjaMan: and flapin my yaps
JennNm29: no you're not
JennNm29: i've read everything you've sadi
JennNm29: said*
DantheNinjaMan: I see
JennNm29: i'm quite the talker myself
JennNm29: i'm just tired
JennNm29: that's all
DantheNinjaMan: but I am joining the airforce
JennNm29: but have a good week
JennNm29: talk with you later
JennNm29: that's awesome
DantheNinjaMan: and you will never see me again
JennNm29: my other friend is too
JennNm29: whys that?
DantheNinjaMan: I leave tommorow
JennNm29: for what?
DantheNinjaMan: the airforce DUH!
JennNm29: oh well goodluck
JennNm29: see ya bye

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