..::.:.*. Addressed to the Harem .*.:.::.. -- valley of Eden

.The Tiger Within.

[ E.bony-tainted seductress patrols borders discontentedly. W.hipcord pedulums restlessly, sensing lack of preparation. T.hese weaklings were fragile and unprepared for any disturbance whatsoever. M.entality processes predicament deftly, deriving pleasing solution. T.o her, at least. C.hilling tones reverberate throughout lands, frigid glare settling with ease upon each of the inhabitants. ]

[ The inactivity here is pathetic ]
[ No excuses you guys ]
[ I've checked here everyday for responses ]
[ Here's a plan ]
[ We are vulnerable ]
[ This needs to stop ]
[ You all may be friendly ]
[ But you must also be skilled ]
[ I propose a mock tournament ]
[ Here's my thought process ]
[ Aurora Mena vs. Autumn Rain ]
[ Water Lily vs. Eclipse of Ecstasy ]
[ Winner v. Winner ]
[ And I'll challenge the winner of that ]
[ This way I can asist you guys during your individual battles without being partial ]
[ Haha, like I like any of you anyway ]
[ But I wouldn't want to be partial to myself ]
[ I love myself ]
[ Anyway ]
[ How does this sound? ]