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Date Posted: 22:46:37 03/20/04 Sat
Author: don murphy
Subject: Handicapped kid walks then someone shoots his stupid legs off�

Thursday, March 21- In Haddon Heights, NJ, a handicapped ten year old, Sally Suzie Suzie Sally, who has been in a wheel chair since she was three because his legs didn�t work, actually walked today. �Walking was not as hard as everyone made it out to be, Suzie continues, it was like one foot after the other, after I got that down, shit! I was on a fuckin� roll.� As our interview progressed Sally got in more detailing about her Bodacious walking expedition. When suddenly from out no were a gun shot was heard. And when I came to I saw that Sally Suzie had just had her stupid legs shoot off. Laying there on the corner of 7th and Green in a puddle of blood and remains of what used to be Sally Suzie Suzie Sally�s stupid legs she layed there screaming in pain. Then the man that was the reason for the shooting came up to me. �That is what she gets the cocky bitch, said the large hairy man with the gun, The Whore had it coming.� So instead of getting medical help for Sally Suzie, myself and the large hairy man with the gun went to the bar to drink a couple of our problems away. After five or so beers, I was feeling little out of it, and kind of vulnerable I let him come over in my hotel room for a cup of coffee. We started talking about childhood. �When I was young would make me shave my balls and watch Leave it Beaver for six hours, stated the Large hairy man with a gun, then threw pickles at me.� His story continued and the night grew long. We ended having sex, and went to bed. When I woke up the next morning the large hairy man with the gun had left. And when I got of bed, I noticed I was no longer in my hotel room, but instead laying in a desert with sand and 100 copies of Chumbawamba�s 1997 hit Tubthumping, and the cast of Mr. Belevidere, and my stupid legs were shoot off.

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