(Sting pulls Shane to the safe haven of a local department store. Sting sits Shane on a bench, where Shane sleeps until...Rey Rey!!! Rey sneaks up on Shane, which is pretty easy with him sleeping and all. Rey picks up Shane and whips him into a cash register. Rey slams his head off it, making it open up, and money spill out everywhere. Rey climbs up on the counter, and hits a flying hurricanrana, sending Shane into another register. Rey drags him over to the toy deppartment. He hops up on a tricycle, just his size, and rides it right into Shane's nether regions. Shane grabs his bulls and winces in pain. Suddenly, a shelf tooples over, falling on Rey and Shane. The person who did it: Kevin Nash. Nash grabs ahold of the man who had previoulsy beaten him in the old wcw, Rey Mysterio, and flings him across the aisle to the jewlery section. He busts his head through the glass desk with the watches inside. Nash picks up Rey in a bearhug and squeezes the life out of him. Nash then drops him and grabs a box of glass jewlery, smashes his hand into it, and drops the contents, which is now glass shards.
Kev picks up Rey and throws his head between his knees. He picks him up in Jack-off powerbomb position, but Rey turns it into a swinging hurricanrana, sending Nash falling into the glass, cutting his back wide open. Suddenly, Hulk runs and clotheslines Rey into the shards as well. He lands a big legdrop on him, in the glass. All three are moaning and groaning in the glass, and Shane slowly gets up. He walks off to another part of the store, as the show fades to commercial.
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