Date Posted:11:27:48 09/25/06 Mon Author:beatriz (nice) Subject: Re: Relationships In reply to:
Carrie
's message, "Relationships" on 06:53:47 02/09/03 Sun
>LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!,
>Sorry,
>but this chain letter is for real.
>When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
>she ignored it and a week later the love of her
>life dumped her for no good reason so
>BEWARE,
>and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
>The Lovers of the Heart
>In order to form
>a more perfect kiss,
>enable the mighty hug to promote
>to whom we please
>but one kiss.
>Article 1:
>Statement of Love:
>The Kiss
>1.
>Kiss on the hand
>I adore you
>2.
>Kiss on the cheek
>I just want to be friends
>3.
>Kiss on the neck
>I want you
>4.
>Kiss on the lips
>I love you
>5.
>Kiss on the ears
>I am just playing
>6.
>Kiss anywhere else
>lets not get carried away
>7.
>Look in your eyes
>kiss me
>8.
>Playing with your hair
>I can't live without you
>9.
>Hand on your waist
>I love you to much to let you go
>Article 2:
>The Three Steps
>1.
>Girls:
>If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
>2.
>Guys
>If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
>3.
>Guys &Girls
>Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
>Article 3:
>The Commandments
>1.
>Thou shall not squeeze
>too hard.
>2.
>Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
>but take one.
>3.
>Thou shall kiss
>at every opportunity.
>* Remember *
>A peach is a peach
>A plum is a plum,
>A kiss isn't a kiss
>Without some tongue.
>So open up your mouth
>close your eyes,
>and give your tongue
>some exercise!!!
>Here are a few reasons
>why guys like girls:
>1.
>They will always smell good
>even if its just shampoo
>2.
>The way their heads always
>find the right spot on our shoulder
>3.
>How cute they look when they sleep
>4.
>The ease in which they fit into our arms
>5.
>The way they kiss you and
>all of a sudden everything
>is right in the world
>6.
>How cute they are when they eat
>7.
>The way they take hours
>to get dressed
>but in the end
>it makes it all worth while
>8.
>Because they are always
>warm even when its minus 30 outside
>9.
>The way they look good
>no matter what they wear
>10.
>The way they fish for compliments
>even though you both know that you
>think she's the most
>beautiful thing on this earth
>11.
>How cute they are when they argue
>12.
>The way her hand always finds yours
>13.
>The way they smile
>14.
>The way you feel
>when you see their name
>on the call ID
>after you just had a big fight
>15.
>The way she says
>"lets not fight anymore"
>even though you know that
>an hour later....
>16.
>The way they kiss when
>you do something nice for them
>17.
>The way they kiss you
>when you say
>"I love you"
>18.
>Actually ...
>just the way they kiss you...
>19.
>The way they fall into your arms
>when they cry
>20.
>Then the way they apologize
>for crying over something that silly
>21.
>The way they hit you
>and expect it to hurt
>22.
>Then the way they apologize
>when it does hurt.
>(even though we don't admit it)!
>23.
>The way they say
>"I miss you"
>24.
>The way you miss them
>25.
>The way their tears
>make you want to
>change the world
>so that it
>doesn't hurt her anymore.....
>Yet regardless
>if you love them,
>hate them,
>wish they would die
>or
>know that you would die
>without them ...
>it matters not.
>Because once in your life,
>whatever they were to the world
>they become everything to you.
>When you look them in the eyes,
>traveling to
>the depths of their souls
>and
>you say a million things
>without trace of a sound,
>you know that your own life
>is inevitable consumed
>within the rhythmic beatings
>of her very heart.
>We love them for a million reasons,
>No paper would do it justice.
>It is a thing not of the mind
>but of the heart.
>A feeling.
>Only felt.
>*
>This chain started in 1887.
>It is a love chain letter.
>In an hour you are
>supposed to send it to
>25 people.
>It is easy, just look into
>chat rooms and find them.
>Anyway,
>send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
>Now here
>comes the fun part.
>You then say
>the name of the person
>you like or love
>and then the person will say
>"I love you,"
>or
>"Will you go out with me?"
>NO JOKE!!!!!
>NOW
>THE CONSEQUENCES
>The consequences are:
>If you break the chain letter,
>you will have bad luck
>in future relationships.
>If you don't
>break the chain,
>then you will be a
>happy camper!!!
>CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
>You have been chosen
>to participate
>in the
>LONGEST
>and the
>LUCKIEST
>chain letter on the Internet!
>Once you read,
>this letter you must
>IMMEDIATELY
>(meaning within the hour)
>be sent to
>25
>people
>After you send it,
>make a wish
>and it will come
>TRUE
>YOU MAY NOT WAIT
>FOR A CERTAIN TIME
>TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
>IT MUST BE SENT
>TO
>25
>PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
>OR
>YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
>TRUE!
>If THIS
>CHAIN LETTER
>IS CONTINUED UNTIL
>THE YEAR 2004, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
>THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
>PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
>*WARNING*
>IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
>SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
>WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
>NOTE*
>THE MORE PEOPLE
>YOU SEND THIS TO
>THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL
>HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
>IF YOU BREAK
>THE CHAIN LETTER
>(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
>YOU WILL HAVE
>BAD LUCK
>WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
>FOR SEVEN YEARS.
>THIS IS
>NO
>JOKE