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Subject: jokes pt2

Author:
john leslie

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Date Posted: 05:02:44 10/30/02 Wed

A young boy comes home from school and his mother says
"What did you do today?" To which the boy says "oh the usual, I had a math test, I got an A in spelling and I had sex with my English teacher."

The mother, aghast, doesn't know what to say! she stems and stammers and finally angrily she says "go in and tell your father what you just told me!" The boy goes into see his father and says

"gee mom sure is mad." The father says "why?" "I just told her what I did in school today. I had a math test, I got an A in spelling and I had sex with my English teacher."

Well the father is beside himself with joy. He gives his son a nudge and a wink and says "congratulations-you passed a milestone." "I tell you what-let's go out and celebrate. We'll have some ice cream and then I'll buy you a new bike."

To which the boy says-"the ice cream sounds great, but can we hold off on the bike a few days-my ass is killing me."

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aha	Jimmy	07:24:49 10/30/02 Wed