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Subject: a distinct improvement

Author:
Ian (Australia)

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Date Posted: 16:49:30 12/21/04 Tue
In reply to: Johnny Lennon and Paul McCartney 's message, "Improvements?" on 15:58:57 12/21/04 Tue

Okay, appallingly bad taste, but here we go:

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Imagine no John Lennon
It's easy if you try
No geeky "Instant Karma"
No whining "Jealous Guy"
Imagine that rich wanker
Bleeding on the ground

Oh oh o o oh
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope you'll join us at the Dakota
And don't forget to bring your gun.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Dear oh dear - how could you?
Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:33:35 12/21/04 Tue [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Reminds me...

Author:
Ed Harris (UK)
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Date Posted: 12:39:31 12/23/04 Thu

... of a joke which I read once. A migrant worker from Bratislava or somewhere like that was working in one of those awful Beatles-themed places down in Liverpool. He had to listen to Beatles music all day every day, week in, week out, until he developed a determination to find the Beatles and shoot them... until he realised that someone already had.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Don't you mean?
Author: Dave (UK) [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:50:56 12/23/04 Thu Up in Liverpool... [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Nope.
Author: Ed Harris (London) [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:01:12 01/06/05 Thu One is only 'up' when one is in Town. Everywhere else is 'down', regardless of geography. It's a Londoner thing! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]