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Subject: 語言

Author:
venus

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Date Posted: 16:22:33 10/20/02 Sun

語言
真恨當時為何不把語言也統一了，就不會發生現在這種南腔北調，雞同鴨講的麻煩。
專家說：除了統一的文字，也要有普遍能溝通的語言。
專家所說的就是〝國語〞，並非講話像含個滷蛋似的北京話，
聽起來很怪的，講到這裡...專家把六種中國語言比較一下:
比方說，某甲在樓上窗台往下看，見熟識的某乙路過忽然停止不前。
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首先倆人是以〝北京話〞對談（好像太斯文了，怪累的！）:
甲：是誰在樓下啊？
乙：是我在這兒呀！
甲：你在做什麼呢？
乙：我在這小便吶！
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接著倆人是以〝廣東話〞對談（正！） :
甲：邊個係樓下？
乙：我係呢度呀！
甲：你係度做咩？
乙：我係度屙尿！
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接著倆人是以〝國語〞對談（好像蠻平實的，四個字）:
甲：誰在下面？
乙：我在這裡！
甲：你在幹嘛？
乙：我在小便！
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接著倆人是以〝台灣話〞對談（又簡單多了，才三個字）:
甲：啥咪郎？
乙：喜哇吶！
甲：欉商誨？
乙：勒棒溜！
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接著倆人是以〝四川話〞對談（兩個字ㄟ）:
甲：喇國？
乙：使握！
甲：昨傻？
乙：潦瞭！
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最後倆人是以〝山東話〞對談（超酷!!!才一個字）:
甲：誰？
乙：俺！
甲：啥？
乙：尿！

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