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Subject: Let's get in the holiday spirit!


Author:
lokisdad
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Date Posted: 17:15:16 12/17/02 Tue

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

(Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire) By Nat King Cole)


Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
(“Hehehe that tickles, hehehe”)
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose
(“Ow, wrong end, ya cowboy!”)
Everybody knows some pepper
and a garlic clove
(Achoo!)
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight
And now when Santa sees his tray
(“Ho ho ho ho ho ho”)
There will be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh
(“Mmmm…Hey, look at that!”)
And every hungry child is gonna’ spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry
So I’m brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let’s hope they get served
many times many ways
Tasty Chipmunks; good food

“On that, Mr. Cole, ”
“Yes, sir, Mr. Seville?”
“Would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce?” “ I am starved!”
”Oh,no problem Dave” “You best be havin’ two of those drumsticks, they’re oh-so tiny and there ain’t much meat upon them”
(“What about animal rights, Dave?”)
“Put a sock in it Melvin”
“For years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket..Now I gues you could just say you are my meal!”
“That was a good one, Dave…I always knew you was the funny one in the group!”
“Damn straight!”

Now I am offering some tasty recipes
From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew
I’m not really sad that it ended this way
Furry chipmunks
Screw you

“Haha, did you hear that Melvin? Melvin? Melllllvvvviiinnn?"
“Why, I’m sorry Dave, did you want Melvin? There’s plenty of Thagadore left though…”

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[> Subject: Think snow Kris


Author:
lokisdad
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Date Posted: 17:17:41 12/17/02 Tue

Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!

Oh, the weather outside was whitening
'Til the dog did something frightening.
He's got no other place to go.
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow.

And he doesn't show signs of stopping
As he sniffs around his dropping.
You see him everywhere you go.
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow.

When he finally goes outside
He'll be frolicking 'round in the storm
He'll be marking our yard with pride.
You can tell by the steam that it's warm.

When the snow begins it's thawing
It reveals those puppy drawings.
He's a frisky little pooch van Gogh.
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow

(Come here Yeller, come on boy, good doggie. Oh, not on Frosty.)

He'll be marking our yard with pride.
You can tell by the steam that it's warm.

Well, he's happy and his tail starts waggin'
But the snowman's left side is saggin'.
There's a little puddle right below.
Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow.

Yellow snow, little patches of yellow snow.
Yellow snow, little patches of yellow snow.

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[> [> Subject: "Watch out where the Huskies go and DON'T you eat that yellow snow!"


Author:
kris
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Date Posted: 17:59:23 12/18/02 Wed

Feelin a tad cynical about the holidays this year, hon?

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[> [> Subject: Todd, these are truly disgusting. You should be ashamed. Oh, and thanks so very much! ;-)


Author:
Trevor/TJ
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Date Posted: 21:37:04 12/18/02 Wed


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