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Subject: Sorry about the hand, Kris - maybe this will help?


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Trevor/TJ
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Date Posted: 20:22:30 02/03/03 Mon

After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Dr. stood solemnly at her bedside.

I have something I must tell you about your baby.

What´s wrong, the alarmed mother asked?

Your baby is a hermaphrodite.

What´s that?

It means your baby has both male and female parts.

Oh my God that´s wonderful! The woman exclaimed.
You mean it has a Penis and a brain?

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[> Subject: Trevor! I am shocked! You're making fun of your own kind?


Author:
Wolfie
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Date Posted: 20:26:14 02/03/03 Mon

Well, I don't know about you, but *I* have enough blood in my body to have both heads working pretty well at the same time!

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[> [> Subject: Says something about the size of your equipment doesn’t it? LMAO!


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Mitchell
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Date Posted: 04:03:37 02/04/03 Tue


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[> [> [> Subject: And both hands, too, I'll bet. Ouch! Uh, sorry . . .


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Trevor/TJ
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Date Posted: 21:30:48 02/07/03 Fri


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[> Subject: OMG! That's one of my FAVORITE jokes! Thanks bunches Trevor!


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Kris
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Date Posted: 09:15:42 02/04/03 Tue


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