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Subject: A little Friday Night semi-disgusting humor..

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Kris

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Date Posted: 20:28:25 01/24/03 Fri

A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual
comments made by his patients made while he was performing
colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has
gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my
head is not, in fact, up there?"

6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.
You do the Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

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[> Subject: Been there, done that - twice! With the 6' scope, no less :-(
Author: Trevor/TJ [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 09:25:26 01/25/03 Sat [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Definately MORE than I wanted to know about you Trev!
Author: Kris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 20:47:40 01/25/03 Sat [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Hey, at least I'm not hawking my piss! Luv ya anyway, Wolfie.
Author: Trevor/TJ [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 22:39:36 01/25/03 Sat You just need to find a bunch of folks willing to pay for a golden shower, you know? Doesn't do much for me even with the best packaging, let alone stale, cold, and self-served. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> Subject: emmm Trev? I KNOW people who will pay PLENTY for golden showers..
Author: Kris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:38:24 01/26/03 Sun And dont ask what else they will pay for! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Did you ever drink 'Goldschlaeger', the cinnamon liquor with the gold flakes in it?
Author: Wolfie [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 20:51:07 01/26/03 Sun That'll give a whole new meaning to Golden Showers :) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: mmm cinnamon... but OMG!
Author: kris [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 05:06:31 01/27/03 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: You people are nazzzzzy!
Author: Mitchell [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:13:18 01/28/03 Tue [ Post a Reply to This Message ]