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Subject: Saturday Mornin humor


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Kris
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Date Posted: 14:16:22 02/01/03 Sat

A little old man shuffled.....slowly into an ice cream
parlor....pulled himself slowly, painfully .... up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

...."No," he replied, "arthritis."

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[> Subject: Let me tell you something honey: Men don't like jokes about nuts, balls, eggs and the like, especially if they are crushed! It hurts just reading it!


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Wolfie
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Date Posted: 21:31:20 02/01/03 Sat


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