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Subject: I never said I was too proud to steal someone else�s joke!

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Mitchell

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Date Posted: 21:48:26 10/12/02 Sat

Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their eldest sons. The first man told the others, "John is a home builder. He's been doing really good. In fact, he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free. Can you imagine haring that kind of money to just give a house away to a friend?"

The second man said, "I know what you mean. I keep telling my Mark to save for a rainy day when he was a car salesman, and now look at him, now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's the same way. He's so successful that he gave a friend a Cadillac last year."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son Brad is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave a friend of his an entire stock portfolio. That boy is a real go-getter."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is your son doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, Scott is doing very well but his mother and I just found out that he is gay."

The three men exchanged looks and the fourth man shrugged and said, "What are you gonna do? I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a car, and a stock portfolio."

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